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Tardiscraft

Balanced Economy, Creative, Skyblock, Slimefun

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome TimeLords!

We are TardisCraft and we call on you to come and join our new community! We are rappidally developing and have a large team to support custom items and game modes. Join us for a great time!

Need Help?

Contact Support:

[email protected]

play.tardiscraft.com

Koolsurvival

Adventure, Chill, Discord, Friendly staff, Slimefun, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

This server is an extension to the KoolFreedom FreeOP Minecraft server.

This was the original server back in the day before it was a FreeOP server, this server was also at one point going to be a semi-anarchy server, but that never was going to work out because it would be chaos.

This is just your basic survival server, nothing too special. IF YOU DO BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON, SOMEONE WITH CREATIVE MODE WILL RE-SPAWN IT. Withers are enabled, all the fun stuff is there for everyone to enjoy.

The IP to the server is s.koolfreedom.eu.org

Enjoy your time, if you do join!!!!

s.koolfreedom.eu.org

Alpha realm 1.19.4

Business, Dynmap, Faction Wars, Factions, Movecraft, Slimefun, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Votes:	6454	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to Alpha Realm. Here you can start your very own nation and rise to the top accompanied by slimefun industries and movecraft vehicles.

Discord:https://discord.gg/b8UMzjvUmB

Website: https://www.alpharealm.fun/

mc.alpharealm.fun

Plutoniummc

op prison, Prison, PvP, Slimefun, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to PlutoniumMC!

Our server provides users with a friendly community with both survival and OP Prison server types!

-> Our OP Prison is loaded with custom enchants and featuresthat provide users with an ultimate playing experience!-> Our SlimeFun survival adds a twist to vanilla survival by providing modpack like experience and customization. Its sure crazy!

Join us today for a revolutionary Minecraft gateway!

plutoniummc.world

Epyckej serfer

Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Faction Survival, Geopolitical, Lands, Lore, Nations, Slimefun, Wars

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Tired of the same old SMP experience? Are you ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Do you want something new and exciting?

Join EPYCKEJ Minecraft server!

with —

⁠✧ unique electricity and nuclear reactors⁠✧ cutting-edge weapons⁠✧ and exciting new tools!⁠✧ In addition to our exciting new features,⁠✧ you’ll find a world filled with custom biomes⁠✧ nations and wars⁠✧ as well as complete freedom of speech⁠✧ and last, no pay to win mechanics, just pure skill and fun

↗ Season 3 of Epyckej Minecraft Server has just kicked off, so join in and be a part of some incredible adventures! Don’t miss out on all the excitement and join us today! ↗ Whether you’re new to the game or a seasoned pro, you’ll find a warm welcome here. So come on in and let’s start building some unforgettable memories together

→ Java 1.20.1 + Bedrock Latest ←

https://discord.gg/gdTsj836KG

54.38.179.51

Newearth

Earth, Factions, Slimefun

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
New Chunks Explored:	495115	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2

NewEarth is a geopolitical server. We use an earth map to let you live in a real place. We have many plugins to improve the experience. One of these is Slimefun, an expansive plugin that adds many new features to the game, in all areas.

Join us at playnewearth.ddns.netView our dynmap: http://playnewearth.ddns.net:1234/#

playnewearth.ddns.net

Zapcon network

Slimefun, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	14426	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

This is a server with extensive Java and Bedrock modalities with good optimization and community. The server is still under development to take ideas from the community and I hope you like it and have fun.

mc.zapcon.net

Just another tardis

Economy, Factions, Slimefun, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Experience the unparalleled magic of the “Just Another Tardis” server in Minecraft. With Slimefun and captivating addons like Warfare, Tinkers, and more, dive into a world of endless possibilities. Forge towns, wage wars with the Towny and siege plugins. Engage in a thriving economy with server shops and player chest shops. Your adventure knows no bounds here!

212.192.29.31:25659

Block bending

Abilities, Arena Pvp, Avatar, Bending, Economy, Factions, Pvparenas, Slimefun, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Block Bending is one of the private servers that breathes new life into the Minecraft world. Our server brings together Avatar Bending, Slimefun, Factions and competitive bending arenas, giving players a unique and fun experiences. By gaining access to powerful moves and bending abilities from the four elements, you can create your own custom bending styles and showcase your combat skills in the arenas. With Slimefun, you can discover thousands of new items, create special items and increase your efficiency in the game by increasing your economic power. While the Factions system combines strategic and cooperative gameplay, you can join our community and be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure. To control the power of the elements and write your own story, you can join our server at play.blockbending.net today, interact with other players on our Discord server https://discord.gg/C4gT7cCPaj.

Block Bending is one of the private servers that brings a new breath to the Minecraft world. Our server brings together Avatar Bending, Slimefun, Factions and competitive bending arenas, providing players with a unique and entertaining experience. By gaining access to powerful moves and bending abilities from the four elements, you can create your own special bending styles and show off your combat skills in the arenas. With Slimefun, you can discover thousands of new items, create special items and increase your effectiveness in the game by increasing your economic power. While the Factions system brings together strategic and cooperative gameplay, you can be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure by joining our community. To control the power of the elements and write your own story, you can join our server today at play.blockbending.net and interact with other players on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/C4gT7cCPaj.

play.blockbending.net

Alohacraft

Semi Vanilla, Slimefun, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	113
Emeralds Found:	8481	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Hello everyone, I present to you AlohaCraft, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.

Let’s go to the extras.

Duel system with ranking

Box System

Marriage System

PET system

Quest system

Slimefun Complete

Skills

GriefPrevention

Stores

Warps e Kits

Soft touch spawners (no need to be VIP)

Online Server always with news and updates!

Always present support and assistance via DISCORD ticket.

Support from 1.16.5 to 1.20.2, taking advantage of the updates! We are waiting for you.

alohacraft.com.br

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

British, ceremony, controversy, decision, diplomatic concerns, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic implications, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic tensions, envoy, exclusion, foreign affairs, historical events, international politics, invites, Israel, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nukecraft, Worried

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

#sustainability, action, ambitious action, chemical regulations, circular economy, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental policy, global plastic treaty, marine pollution, plastic chemicals, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution prevention, recycling, science-based recommendations, Sustainable development, Time, toxic chemicals, waste management

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7478
Crops Grown:	4520	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

blissful, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, exuberant, Grateful, Happiness, Happy, HappyHero, Hero, joy, jubilant, Minecraft, Optimistic, overjoyed., pleased, Positive, Server, thankful, Thrilled, upbeat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mines Excavated:	1760	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4917

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crops Grown:	5673	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Farms Harvested:	773

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

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DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Votes:	3998	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3089

Have you ever dreamed of riding a flying pig while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride through dreamland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and tame dragons as your loyal pets. Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest dreams in blocky pixel form? Join us now and let the dream adventures begin!