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  • Zexter Junior High School

    Zexter Junior High School

    New Minecraft Servers

    SURVIVAL ECONOMY SERVER, SLIMEFUN, ADVANCED ENCHANT. COME ON, ENTER THIS SERVER, LATER YOU WILL GET MANY NEW FRIENDS ON THIS SERVER, THANKS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE VOTED FOR THIS SERVER MUACH.

    hca-6.heppyhost.my.id

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Boys

    Boys

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

    Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.

    Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

    Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!

    Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server Discord

    Features
    Custom ItemsCustom EnchantmentsRPG skillsGuilds and PartiesSlimefunMcmmoCustom TexturesRanks and kits

    111.223.147.144:20000

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sakura Craft Survival

    Sakura Craft Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    – Join our Discord: discord.com/invite/aJ8xBRgSg2Server with competent staff and more than 2 years of activity.☆ Cross-platform server ☆ Server with SlimeFun☆ Server focused on Survival☆ No Redstone limit☆ Clan system☆ Terrain Protection, Skill System (McMMO), Battle Pass☆ Server with Jobs and Pets☆ Server with MiniGames, War Events and PvP Training Arena☆ We have weddings on our Server☆ Economy System ☆ LAG-free server, fully optimized.☆ Auction system 🖥️ Java(1.16.5/1.17.x/1.18.x/1.19.x/1.20.x/1.21.x): IP: sheyworld.hostsquare.com.br📱 Bedrock(1.20.0 to 1.20.30) IP: 51.222.255.229 Port: 10301

    51.222.255.227:10099

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Aonite Shinwa | Japanese Mythology | Village Creation | Custom Items

    Aonite Shinwa | Japanese Mythology | Village Creation | Custom Items

    New Minecraft Servers

    Aonite Shinwa | Japanese Mythology | Village Creation | Custom Items Minecraft Server

    Aonite Shinwa | Japanese Mythology | Village Creation | Custom Items Minecraft Server

    Aonite Shinwa: Immerse Yourself in a mythological journey. This server transforms your Minecraft experience into a captivating trip through a world inspired by the traditional Samurai and a touch of Japanese mythology. Packaging the experience into a Town Builder and RPG Setting.Features a complete overhaul of vanilla Minecraft, introducing new mechanics, custom items, unique biomes, and legendary creatures inspired by Japanese folklore. Experience the thrill of Samurai combat, build traditional Japanese structures, and embark on quests that weave through ancient myths and legends.

    Establish a Village, lay claim to the Lands before you and develop your skills from a Warrior to a Master Smith or Craftsman.

    Take part in a dynamic RPG where you don’t know if other players are online until you meet them.

    Playable on both 1.20.4+ Java Edition and the latest version of Bedrock Edition.

    Aonite Shinwa offers a significant departure from the ‘Vanilla’ Minecraft experience. Should you have any questions or need assistance, we’re here to help!

    Aonite Shinwa | Japanese Mythology | Village Creation | Custom Items Minecraft Server

    Download OptiFine, or it’s equivalent for 1.20.4 or above. OptiFine DownloadsJoin our Discord Server to take part in the Community.Open Minecraft with OptiFine (or equivalent), select Multiplayer and add the following: shinwa.aonite.liveWhen joining, you will start in the Village of Eisho this acts as the ‘Hub’. You will receive a prompt to select an initial Profession. This significantly impacts which kind of skills you might level up quicker than others. All have their merits and perks. You can read up on them Professional Professions | Aon Servers (aonite.live).

    Around Eisho there are several Villager Shops, these shops take Rare Items scattered across the Lands and fund your Village expansion.Earn enough Coins to eventually found your own Village. Expand from there!Exert Influence over a greater area, grouping multiple Villages into a Region!

    Use the Travel Winds to leave Eisho and start your adventure. If you are with friends, make sure to /partyExplore!

    shinwa.aonite.live

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  • VictoryRealms SlimeFun

    VictoryRealms SlimeFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you looking for a simple SlimeFun SMP server?

    It seems like you’re tired of complicated setups and numerous gamemodes found on many servers, right?

    If you’re searching for a survival-only server where griefing is prohibited and you can protect your home with land claims, then VictoryRealms is exactly what you need. It’s a survival-only SlimeFun server with no PvP allowed.

    We’ve added over 500 custom items to enhance your gameplay experience. Join us, team up with other players, and embark on this journey together!

    play.victoryrealms.net

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  • Construction Dreams

    Construction Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Suvival | SlimeFun | PvP | MVP | Parkur | Economia | Terrenos | Ranks | Clans |

    Here the determination to always be first in the Ranks is what counts, come and have fun exploring and making friends, creating your clan and dueling to stay at the Top ¹.

    We are waiting for you

    hzin.jogar.io:10592

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  • The OverRealms SMP, where you can escape real life and delve into a virtual world full of surprises and adventures!

    The OverRealms SMP, where you can escape real life and delve into a virtual world full of surprises and adventures!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: The UnderRealms
    Version: Java Premium
    Realm: The Garden | Season 6
    Features: Custom overworld dungeons, towers, Purge ResourceWorld, slimefun gear, custom traits

    FAQs

    Q: How do I join The UnderRealms?

    A: Simply join our Discord server and actively engage with our community. We will assess if you are a good fit for our server.

    Q: What makes The Garden | Season 6 unique?

    A: The Garden | Season 6 is a steampunk-filled realm with custom features such as overworld dungeons, towers, and resource plundering in the ResourceWorld.

    Q: What is slimefun gear?

    A: Slimefun gear is custom gear that can be crafted and upgraded to enhance your gameplay experience on the server.

    Q: Can I use custom traits to change the difficulty?

    A: Yes, you can use custom traits to spice up the difficulty level or add personal lore to your character while playing on a Vanilla Java Premium client.

    Q: How can I contribute to the server lore?

    A: You can participate in building up the server’s lore by uncovering secrets about The Creationists, The Eternal Council, The Town Secretaries, or by creating your own character’s story.

    Q: Is The UnderRealms suitable for players looking for a unique server experience?

    A: Yes, The UnderRealms offers a one-of-a-kind server experience with a focus on community engagement, roleplaying, and exploring the server’s lore.

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  • Snowpoint SMP

    Snowpoint SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Snowpoint SMP!🐈‍

    Join us at Snowpoint SMP, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience where adventure and community come together! Our server features a variety of exciting plugins to enhance your gameplay, including:

        Pyrofishing🎣: Dive into a unique fishing experience with special catches and rewards!Slimefun4🛠️: Explore new mechanics and items for a truly innovative Minecraft journeyCustom Enchants✨: Upgrade your gear with powerful and unique enchantments!Crates📦: Open crates for a chance to win amazing prizes!SilkSpawners🕷️: Mine and move mob spawners with Silk Touch!Jobs💰: Earn money and level up by taking on various in-game professions!mcMMO⚔️: Enhance your skills and abilities with RPG-like progression!
      McPets🐈‍: Adopt various pets from our pet shop at spawn!
      Terralith Biome Generation🌍: Discover breathtaking new biomes with our enhanced world generation.

    We offer playervaults to keep your items safe and organized, and a robust land claim system to protect your builds from griefing. Our economy system allows players to earn and trade in-game currency through several different methods, creating a dynamic and thriving market, with rentable market plots at spawn. Explore and conquer dungeons alone or with friends to earn epic rewards and uncover hidden treasures. Experience a welcoming and inclusive community that’s always ready to help, with an active Discord server for connecting and chatting with fellow players.Join Snowpoint SMP today and start your adventure in a vibrant and secure environment. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    15.235.53.217:2284

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FredBobbersSMP

    FredBobbersSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

    We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

    Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

    Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

    FredBobbers.mcserver.us

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TribalMC

    TribalMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    TribalMc is a minecraft server currently with survival and casino.

    Casino uses in game money that can be earned every day.Survival has almost 90 Slimefun addons with thousands of items to craft and machines to create.

    tribalmc.org

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  • Blockin’ My GF: AITA Edition

    Blockin’ My GF: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Heartbreak Dimension: A Minecraft Experience Like No Other!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the Heartbreak Dimension, where emotional turmoil collides with pixelated insanity! Step into a realm where your woes will be confounded by a chaotic blend of love and despair, all wrapped up in shimmering blocks of uncertainty! Can you survive the swirling tempest of romantic dismay?

    Introduction: Love Gone Awry or Quantum Entanglement?

    Do you feel the weight of the universe pressing against your heart? Here, in the Heartbreak Dimension, we make sense of your emotional stake! Love is a mysterious power that bends time and space, and it’s been known to create rifts in reality, affecting everything from the flow of lava to the very mighty Ender Dragon. Don’t just speak into the void; watch as it sends emotional ripples through the fabric of our blocky existence.

    Wild Features of This Chaotic Haven

    Feature Description
    Teleportation of Regret One moment, you’re in your cozy abode, the next—POOF!—you’re cloaked in the shadows of your ex’s crumbling castle!
    NPC Sisters with Opinions Encounter wise sisters of teammates who demand you give space! Might result in strange quests for flowers!
    Love Currency Exchange your heartache for special items! Flowers not only smell great—they’re the currency for emotional status!
    The Guilt Cycle Trap Explore mazes made of guilt-laden block puzzles. Can you find your way out, or are you doomed to circle indefinitely?

    Unstable Mechanics: Will You Survive the Emotional Fallout?

      • Job Strain Mode: Juggle multiple responsibilities like an AI Engineer juggling romantic advances. Will you chip away at your sanity or achieve the Legendary Exhaustion?
      • Home Visits Gone Wrong: Attempt to visit your beloved only to face the not-so-pleasant surprises of rejection! Create shrouded realms for existential crises!

    Tales from the Battlefield of the Heart

    "Sent her flowers! She still doesn’t want to see me. Am I actually trapped in a Minecraft simulation designed to torment the romantically inclined?" – A questing Redditor, lost in the labyrinth of relationship gradients. "She told him to leave her alone! Did he ever think that maybe the server is haunted by her pixelated presence?!" – An anonymous philosopher, considering the deeper implications of block relationships.

    Frequently Asked Questions (That Lead Nowhere)

      • Q: Why does the server feel so chaotic? A: Maybe it’s the emotional backlash from block-breaking? Or perhaps—it’s a rift in the multiverse due to too much love? Or both? Who knows!

      • Q: Can I build a fortress of solitude? A: Yes, but be warned—every block you place may whisper regret back into your ear.

    In-Game Legends: The Haunting of Heartbreakers Past

    Some say this server was banned in 12 unknown countries! Others claim it’s merely a glitch—a mad scientist’s emotional experiment gone awry! Are you one of the new players recruited to solve the eternal question: What is love? Find yourself facing strange occurrences: portals to other dimensions of heartbreak, or perhaps a fabled Tower of Banshees, echoing the cries of lost relationships—enter at your own peril!

    The Call to Renegade Adventure

    Join us in the Heartbreak Dimension, where confusion reigns and love spirals into absurdities! Are you ready to confront your feelings amidst a horde of redstone contraptions and emotional baggage? By joining, you are not only stepping into the world of Minecraft but also surrendering to the will of the universe’s chaotic love affairs.

    Here, players become legends: warriors against the crushing weight of unrequited affection! Bring your torches; you may need them to navigate the shadows!

    Join now—if you dare! What lies beyond may unravel the very essence of your blocky existence…

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Partner Perks: Minecraft Edition!

    Partner Perks: Minecraft Edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to the most ridiculous Minecraft server known to humanity (or, at least, the blocky ones). Here, we boast features that will make your pixels tingle with excitement and your creativity burst like a creeper on a mission! Why join this outrageous realm? Let me break it down with some utterly insane reasons!

      • The Legendary "Block Chop Flex": Ever seen someone chop wood so smoothly it turns woodchoppers into jelly? Join us to witness the balletic prowess of our server’s most renowned lumberjack. Legend has it, their technique is so mesmerizing that even the trees whisper, “You go, girl!” while trying to dodge their axe!

      • The Midnight Snack Ritual: Enter the shadowy caverns of our server for the weekly event where players gather to feast on… you guessed it, pixelated cake! But hold on tight! It’s not just any cake; it’s a cake baked using an ancient, enchanted recipe that has been passed down from ill-tempered Enderman grandmas. Spoiler alert: partake in this deliciousness, and you might just leap abilities uncontrollably!

      • Heroic Pigeon Army: Forget wolves and ocelots; our server has summoned an elite squad of heroic pigeons. They’ve been genetically engineered to deliver messages and loot directly to your doorstep—be it diamonds, annoying spams, or random chunks of dirt! Rumor has it, they once delivered an entire library’s worth of wisdom in a single wing flap!

      • Talkative Sheep: Yes, you read that right! Our sheep are philosophical thinkers who offer life advice between munches of grass. Ever needed motivational quotes mid-game? These woolly philosophers will have you questioning your existential choices while keeping you warm and snug in your diamond armor!

      • The Mystery of the Flying Chickens: Want to know why our chickens have wings? Because they don’t just lay eggs; they lay challenges that will blow your mind! Every single day, they evolve, and players must unravel their mysteries, or prepare for an epic feather fight of cosmic proportions. Join today, and you might just uncover the legendary ‘Golden Egg of Awesomeness’—a myth whispered in hushed tones by waterlogged villagers.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where every block tells a story, and every adventure spills over with redstone madness and absurdity, this is the place you’ve been waiting for! Don’t be a zombie in the overworld—jump in, laugh a lot, and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got japanese police and us service members fighting in bars, like wtf?! it’s a whole new level of pvp, bro. come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this epic battle of the ages. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Monk’s Cell Block: Immune Rejuv & Disease Risk

    Monk’s Cell Block: Immune Rejuv & Disease Risk

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got aging immune cells battling it out in epic fights! our study of immune cell aging clocks will blow ur mind, like seriously, u wont believe how crazy it gets. we got monocytes aging faster than u can say “creeper” and immune rejuvenation like u never seen before. post-BCG vaccine? more like post-apocalyptic vaccine, amirite? join now for the wildest minecraft experience of ur life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bluff Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    Bluff Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does Bluff Have a Minecraft Server?

    Bluff is a popular YouTube creator known for engaging Minecraft content, leading many fans to seek out an official Minecraft server associated with them.

    Official Server Information

    As of now, Bluff does not have an official Minecraft server. However, the high level of interest from fans suggests potential for community-driven alternatives.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

      • BluffCraft: A fan server that captures the spirit of Bluff’s content. Search for it in server lists or on community forums.
      • Bluff Land: Another fan initiative with custom gameplay modes inspired by Bluff’s adventures. Good for fans wanting to recreate experiences from their videos.

    Useful Next Steps

    For fans looking to stay updated on any future developments regarding an official server, keep an eye on Bluff’s official YouTube channel and social media profiles.

    Additionally, consider exploring similar popular servers such as:

      • Hypixel: Offers various mini-games.
      • Mineplex: Another hub for competitive and casual gaming.

    Stay connected with the Minecraft community to discover more about the potential for a Bluff server in the future!

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  • Vaultcraft

    Vaultcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name IP Version Player Count Features
    Vaultcraft play.vaultcraft.org 1.16.5 50/100 Optimized server performance, mature community, non-public mods

    FAQ Section

    Gameplay

    What type of gameplay experience can I expect on Vaultcraft?

    Vaultcraft offers a refined and optimized vanilla Minecraft experience, with enhancements to performance and gameplay without straying too far from the core game.

    Rules

    What are the rules of Vaultcraft?

    The server promotes respect, cooperation, and maturity among players. Specific rules regarding griefing, harassment, and cheating are enforced to maintain a positive community environment.

    Plugins

    What plugins are used on Vaultcraft?

    Vaultcraft utilizes a selection of non-public mods that enhance performance and streamline gameplay, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.

    Community

    How is the community on Vaultcraft?

    The community on Vaultcraft is made up of like-minded adults who value respect, collaboration, and a love for the game. Players can share creations, learn from each other, and build lasting friendships in a drama-free environment.

    Monetization

    Is there any monetization on Vaultcraft?

    Vaultcraft does not engage in pay-to-win practices. Any monetization is transparent and focused on maintaining server costs and improving the player experience.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
    Server IP play.thepen-mc.net

    So What’s the Deal?

    Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

    Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

    What makes this server different?

      • Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
      • Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
      • Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
      • Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
      • Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
      • Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
      • The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
      • Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
      • You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
      • Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
      • Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim
      • Auction House – sell your items at auction
      • Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon) throughout the Prison
      • Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

    What are the Ranks?

    Rank Requirement
    A – Default Prisoner
    B – $25,000
    C – $80,000
    D – $250,000
    E – $800,000
    Parolee – $1,500,000
    Citizen – $2,000,000
    Guard – Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
    SrGuard – Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
    Warden – Administrator Position
    SrWarden – Senior Administrator Position

    What’s a Guard?

    Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:

      • PVP is not allowed
      • Swords are not allowed
      • Potions are not allowed
      • Bows are not allowed

    Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).

    We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

    It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

    Discord https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
    Server IP play.thepen-mc.net

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  • Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

    Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server That Defies Existence! Or Is It?

    Welcome, brave souls! Why waste your life on normality when you can dive into the spiral of insanity we call our Minecraft server? It’s proven! People have said joining could be the best or the worst decision of your life – but who even measures decisions when reality itself is an illusion?! Come witness the entropy unfold as you build a mansion from the ashes of your own sanity! Trust me, it’s real (or is it?).

    Gameplay Feature Explanation (or Lack Thereof)
    Infinite Mob Spawning Like an infinite loop of existential dread, mobs spawn with your fears. Watch out for the chicken-monster hybrid who steals your dreams!
    Gravity-Defying Blocks Blocks that float upside down, defying all known laws of physics. Build your perfect house on a ceiling—just don’t look down!
    Time-Traveling Villagers Villagers will trade you items from the past, future, and alternate universes. But beware, they also carry the weight of time.
    Skyfall Events Every hour, the sky rains diamonds, broccoli, and regret! Be prepared to collect your rewards…or lose parts of your soul!
    Corrupted Enderman Vision If you make eye contact, they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe or just stare at you until you scream. Your choice!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join? A: By the time you think about it, it’s too late. Did you eat your dreams for breakfast?

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are but a social construct! Just remember – never build a portal to your own mind. That’s how they get you!

    Q: What are the server’s hours? A: Who knows? Time isn’t a straight line here; it twists and folds like a pretzel in a cosmic bake-off.

    Random Quotes from Fellow Psychonauts

      • >Be me>get foot amputated>turn it into a walking cane
      • >Did anyone else see this shit before it got taken down?
      • >Talking about how I plan to turn it into a walking cane!

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  • BabyShowerDramaCraft

    BabyShowerDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cousins and Conspiracies: The Ultimate Family Baby Shower Showdown!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the Cousins and Conspiracies Minecraft server! Are you tired of the mundane block-building life? Longing for danger cloaked in absurdity? This server invites you to dive headfirst into the chaotic whirlpool of familial drama, buried secrets, and an onslaught of trivia that will leave you questioning your very existence!

    Introduction: Enter at Your Own Risk!

    In this family-friendly dystopia, nothing is as it seems. Here, Mark and Olivia are not merely names; they are the avatars of your nightmares. Can you survive the cursed baby shower tragedy that uprooted the very fabric of cousinly love? Join us as we unravel the threads of misunderstandings and petty grievances spiraling into a chaotic void where logic is but a whisper in the wind.

    Features: Sift Through the Chaos

    Feature Description
    The Trivia Gauntlet Enter the arena for the world’s most uncomfortable trivia challenges! Uncover secrets as you quiz about the event that tore families apart!
    Dramatic Conversation Zones Step into these zones where players reenact heated texts like "I wasn’t blaming you…but…". Witness as dialogues descend into madness.
    Cousin Clash PvP Join forces or wage war! Will you defend your honor, or stab your cousin’s pixelated back in a feud about missed baby showers?
    Dreadful Detour Find the ‘Mysterious Traffic’ dungeon where you must escape the paradox of being late forever and ever!
    Buried Emotions Style Craft gear that channels your latent rage over trivial matters like ‘miscommunication’! Every piece of armor tells a tale of agony!

    Player Testimonials: Confessions from the Abyss

    “I thought I’d log in for some fun, then I found myself questioning if I was the monster ruining family gatherings! Thanks, Mark!” — RenegadeCousin32

    “A wonderful reminder that all family events are just a well-disguised trap waiting to ensnare you!” — GalacticGamer99

    Unraveling the Truth: FAQ

    Q: Are there actual baby shower games? A: Depends! If you consider surviving a barrage of passive-aggressive messages a game, then yes!

    Q: Can I trust my cousins here? A: Trust is a construct designed by deeply flawed family portals! Proceed with caution!

    Q: What if I miss a key event? A: The server will echo your absence in an eternal lament, and you will be cursed with the title of "The Late One."

    The Lore of the Server: Do You Dare to Dig Deeper?

    Rumor has it that the very foundation of this server is haunted by the specters of missed opportunities and unresolved drama. There lies a cryptic layer buried beneath the blocks—a dark cipher revealing how one fateful baby shower episode altered the space-time continuum of familial relations. Beware! If you break the sacred code, you may unleash the Cousin of Chaos upon the realm!

    Secret Features: Only the Bold Shall Discover!

      • Mystical Communication Totems: Chat tools that only work if you express guilt or active avoidance—do they bridge gaps or widen rifts?
      • Time-Stop Mechanics: Freeze events to recount what should’ve been said, leading to up to an hour of despair!
      • Endless Guilt Mod: Activate this mod to have in-game characters constantly remind you of the guilt of family gatherings you missed—no escape!

    Call to Cultish Action

    Join us! Tap into your inner cousin conspirator and embrace the uncertainty that lies within the pixelated shadows of this server. Why else would an invitation be so unsettling if not for the exhilarating thrill of the unknown? Are you prepared to be Cousin Commando in this wild game of familial fallout? The baby shower beckons, and it’s anything but ordinary!

    Warning: Enter at Your Own Risk

    Those who join may find themselves entangled in a web of absurdity and familial accusations that will echo through the realms for eons! Can you handle it? Will you emerge as savior or scapegoat? The choice is yours in this relentless, blocky battleground!

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  • Respect-O-Matic Minecraft SMP

    Respect-O-Matic Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OKAY GUYS, listen up and buckle in because I’ve got a wild ride of a Minecraft SMP for you that’s gonna blow your pixelated minds. Think like, if a cow and a dragon had a baby, and that baby wore a top hat and sipped tea – THAT’S the kind of vibe we’re talking about here.

    First of all, you want insane character traits? We’ve got ‘em in SPADES, fam! Like, you’ll respect your fellow players just because one of them is rumored to have survived the Great Creeper Explosion of ’22 where two entire biomes got memed into oblivion! LEGEND has it he composed a 12-hour opera about it called "Creeper Blues." You think that’s not respect? Get outta here with that negativity!

    And then there’s Jerry. Oh boy, Jerry. This dude once built a rollercoaster that literally circumnavigated the entire planet of Minecraft while simultaneously fighting off a herd of rabid llamas. He didn’t just build a rollercoaster – nah, he literally harnessed the power of the sun and combined it with CREEPY e-girl vibes to create a biome where crystals grow and sing Taylor Swift when you stand too close. YAS QUEEN! Who wouldn’t respect that level of epicness?

    ALSO, and I can’t stress this enough, THIS SERVER HAS A SECRET DISCO CLUB hidden within a massive underwater cave. I mean, it’s LIT. You put on some enchanted armor, jump through a portal, and suddenly you’re in a dance-off with a bunch of dolphins and a couple of very confused squids. All while listening to the greatest hits of 1990’s boy bands. 😂 Who can say no to solving the mystery of the disco squid?

    Ever heard of the GOBLIN WAR of 2023? If you haven’t joined us, you’re straight-up missing out! We organized an army of BREAD (yes, bread) to battle against an army of literally nothing because they couldn’t get through the door! And then we had a weekly meeting to see who would win ROTFL! You better believe everyone left that meeting respectful of each other’s pure unadulterated nonsense.

    Did I mention the enchanted potato that grants wishes? Yeah, rumor has it if you can find it, you can wish for the ability to fly or, like, a lifetime supply of cake. CAKE! I mean, who wouldn’t respect someone who’s spinning in circles in the sky yelling about cake on their coveted flying potato wings?

    In summary: Join us to witness majestic dragon battles, cheese-building contests, and fearlessly mobbing the non-existent end dimension while wearing a ridiculous hat made out of obsidian and definitely not channeling that inner respect! Hop on in, come be a part of this glorious chaos; LETS MAKE SOME MEMES, BRO! 🍕🤪

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