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CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ores Mined:	1333
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchantments Applied:	167

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about real life drama like a New Jersey teen forgetting about their predatory relationship with a special ed teacher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).

DuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	8833
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female gamers, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, survival mode, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	757	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-studded shark tail or a pair of enchanted scissors that can cut through anything (even obsidian)!

Our server lore is so epic, it will make you question reality itself. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and uncover secrets that will blow your mind (and possibly your blocky avatar).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes that will make you richer than a Minecraft villager with a diamond mine. Claim your freebies and show off your ZZZ stickers to the world. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5753	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Emeralds Found:	3079	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9097
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	129
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!