SlimCraft2021 Minecraft Servers

SlimCraft2021 Minecraft Servers

  • SlimCraft2021

    SlimCraft2021
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 3682
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162
    Gods Slained: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 526
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

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    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape real-life drama like this! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. No arguments about weight loss here – just pure fun!

    We have virtual doctors who will take your disabilities seriously, no matter what they may be. Need a break from the real world? Hop on our server and leave your troubles behind. Plus, our rollator-friendly paths make it easy for everyone to navigate and enjoy the game.

    So come join us and leave the weight of the world behind – both literally and figuratively! No body shaming allowed, just good times and great adventures. See you there!

    Gta Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlimCraft2021

    SlimCraft2021
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 8795
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Emeralds Found: 2484 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our players have reported losing up to 20 pounds in a week just from playing on our server. It’s like a virtual weight loss boot camp, but with more explosions and less kale smoothies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to slim down while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

    Valentines Minecraft Servers
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  • MinefulMotivation

    MinefulMotivation
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 152
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5813
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Magic Items Found: 4746 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

    just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

    not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

    Best Minecraft Server
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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 414
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Potions Brewed: 112 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

    Funny Minecraft Servers
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  • NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

    NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6213
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    New Chunks Explored: 278925 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

    Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

    Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Party Minecraft Servers
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  • CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

    CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 5419
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Magic Items Found: 2360
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

    You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

    So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

    Friends Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

    SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 9137
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6690

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    Succubus Minecraft Servers
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  • SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

    SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7150
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ores Mined: 4716
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 60
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

    So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

    Best Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

    SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 3887
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2585 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

    Big Chungus Minecraft Servers
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  • WeaponWoesCraft

    WeaponWoesCraft
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5106
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Crops Grown: 1948 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

    join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

    plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    The Square Frog Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AirPollutionMC

    AirPollutionMC
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7740
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 498
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 New Chunks Explored: 423541
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

    Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Gyat Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OshiCraft Minecraft Server

    OshiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 5724
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

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