SlimCraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled

billionaire, billionaire feud, Business, Cancel, CANCELLED, Carlos Slim, collaboration, Communication, Competition, decision, elon musk, Elons, internet, Latin America, mexico, News, Partnership, Satellite Internet, SlimCraft, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecom industry., telecommunications

so like, carlos slim was all like “nah, i don’t wanna work with elon musk anymore, starlink is too mainstream for me” and we were all like “whaaat?” but then we realized it’s cuz carlos slim found our minecraft server and was like “this is where the real action is at, forget starlink, i’m joining this server!” so now we got carlos slim building crazy redstone contraptions and battling creepers with us. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! plus, you never know who else might show up next!

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SlimCraft SMP: WakeUpCall

#WakeUpCall, body positivity, determination, dieting, discipline, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, inspiration, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, perseverance, self improvement, self-care, SlimCraft, smp, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, wellness journey

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. But instead of dying, I respawned in this crazy SMP where the only way to survive is by losing weight in real life. I know, it sounds nuts, but hear me out.

Every time you mine a block or kill a mob in the game, you have to do a push-up or eat a carrot in real life. It’s like a fitness challenge mixed with Minecraft, and let me tell you, my abs have never looked better. Plus, the admin is this super ripped dude who will motivate you to keep going, even when you feel like giving up.

So if you want to level up your gaming skills and get shredded at the same time, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

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SlimCraft SMP

advice, Before and after, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, LOSE WEIGHT, meal planning, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SlimCraft, smp, success story, Tips, transformation, Tricks, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routine

Oh my god, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the best server ever, bro. Like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down on there. I joined because I heard they have this secret weight loss program where you have to mine diamonds for hours on end. And let me tell you, it works! I lost like 20 pounds in a week just from playing on this server. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. They have these epic PvP battles where you can fight to the death with other players. I once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. It was so epic, bro. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts they do every weekend. I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples once, it was like hitting the jackpot.

So yeah, if you want to lose weight, battle monsters, and find epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s the best decision I ever made, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SlimCraft: Shed Pounds in Style

Accountability, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Hacks, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, Long-term goals, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, portion control, POUNDS, self-discipline, Shed, Sleep, SlimCraft, Stress Management, Style, Tips, water intake, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routines

Are you tired of carrying around all that extra weight in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch those virtual pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer character. Our secret weight loss tip? Every time you die in-game, you have to do 10 push-ups in real life. Trust us, you’ll be ripped in no time! So come join us on this crazy journey to a fitter, stronger Minecraft world.

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SlimCraft: 99.9% Lifestyle

body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fat loss, fitness journey, health and wellness, healthy habits, healthy living, Lifestyle, lifestyle change, mental health, nutrition, Physical fitness, self improvement, SlimCraft, weight loss, weight loss goals, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight management

HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA LOSE WEIGHT AND HAVE FUN DOING IT? WELL THEN COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE HAVE A SPECIAL MAGIC POTION THAT MAKES YOUR CHARACTER SKINNY IN THE GAME, SO YOU CAN EAT AS MANY VIRTUAL CHEESEBURGERS AS YOU WANT AND STILL LOOK LIKE A SUPERMODEL!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT BURNS MORE CALORIES THAN RUNNING A MARATHON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BASICALLY A GYM MEMBERSHIP, BUT WITHOUT ALL THE SWEAT AND SMELLY PEOPLE.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU’LL GET A FREE PET UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND POOPS GOLD. YEAH, THAT’S HOW EPIC OUR SERVER IS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND GET FIT WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, DUDE!

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SlimCraft: Lost & Found

Before and after, Body transformation, determination, dieting, Exercise, fitness journey, health and wellness, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self improvement, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips

Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in the real world? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you! Our players have reported losing weight just by playing on our server – it’s like a workout without the sweat! So come join us and say goodbye to those love handles and hello to a leaner, meaner you!

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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

chronic disease, clinical trial, diabetes, diabetes prevention, DRUG, health, Healthcare, insulin resistance, lifestyle changes, Medical research, metabolic health, Minecraft, obesity, pharmaceuticals, prescription medication, risk reduction, scientific study, Server, SlimCraft, treatment options, weight loss, weight management, wellness

hey u! ya u! r u tired of being fat and havin diabetes? well do i have the server for u! our minecraft server is like a weight loss drug that reduces diabetes risk by 94%! u heard me right, 94%! join our server and watch those pounds melt away like butter on a hot day! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that will follow u around and oink encouragement as u exercise in the virtual world! so what r u waitin for? join now and say goodbye to fat and diabetes forever!

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SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

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SlimCraft: Brain Boosted & Hungry-Free

behavioral changes, Boosted, Brain, brain connectivity, cognitive function, dieting, emotion, food intake, health, hunger levels, HungryFree, lifestyle changes, low-calorie diet, Memory, mental health, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, nutrition, obese individuals, obesity, research study, SlimCraft, weight loss, weight management

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it will literally alter ur brain connectivity like an 8-week low-calorie diet but without the hunger pangs, yo. like, imagine ur brain lighting up like a disco ball in regions linked to emotion and memory, all cuz u decided to log on and play some blocky games. plus, u will totally lose ur appetite for boring servers once u see the insane builds and epic adventures waiting for u here. so come on, join us and level up ur brain while having a blast in the virtual world. u won’t regret it, promise!

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SlimCraft: BrainyBlocks & HappyPixels

acquiring energy, brain function, brain signaling, BrainyBlocks, Decision making, energy balance, energy reserves, energy resources, Glucose, glucose levels, HappyPixels, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mood enhancement, mood improvement, obese individuals, obesity, obesity risks, risky decisions, SlimCraft, weight loss, weight loss benefits, weight management

join our server and lose weight by mining diamonds! the more you mine, the more weight you lose! we have magical glucose blocks that tell your brain when you need more energy, so you’ll never run out of stamina while fighting off creepers and zombies. plus, the more you play, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a workout for your brain and your body. so come join us and get fit while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world!

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CraftyCashShowdown

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, control, CraftyCashShowdown, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, Expenses, Fighting, Financial, income, Insecurity, Jealousy, misunderstanding, MONEY, not answering right away, relationship, Resentment, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into the world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a fun and hilarious time with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

Are you tired of your boyfriend constantly questioning your every move and how you spend your in-game currency? Well, on our server, you can be the boss of your own virtual world without anyone breathing down your neck! Build your dream house rent-free and spend your diamonds however you please, without anyone judging you for treating your friends to a virtual coffee.

Join us for a laugh as we navigate the crazy world of Minecraft, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest and most epic creations. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle, without anyone asking you how much gold you have in your virtual bank account. So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our hilarious Minecraft server!

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LifeChangingLlama – Minecraft SMP

Decision making, defining moment, game changer, impactful decision, important decision, life altering decision, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, life-changing event, LifeChangingLlama, major life change, Minecraft, New Direction, personal growth, pivotal decision, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, smp, transformative choice, transformative decision, turning point

Join our Minecraft SMP and make a decision that will change the course of your virtual life forever! Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party around you. You join in, busting out your best moves, and before you know it, you’re crowned the Creeper King/Queen of the server. Your life will never be the same after that epic dance-off! So come join us and make decisions that will rock your blocky world!

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BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

activities, BlockyBoys, DISLIKES, Gender norms, Gender Roles, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Mining, misconceptions, Myths, Opinions, Perspectives, Preferences, reddit, societal expectations, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being stereotyped as a man who only likes sports and beer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to break those stereotypes! Join us and discover a world where men can express their love for unicorns, rainbows, and glitter blocks without judgment.

Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?

So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!

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BlockyBankBusters

account closures, banking policies, banking regulations, block accounts, BlockyBankBusters, Clients, compliance, cross-border payments, financial compliance, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, foreign transactions, international banking, legal requirements, money transfers, payments, restrictions, russia, sanctions, US banks

so, like, u know how some banks be all like “nope, u can’t make payments from russia”? well, not on our server, fam! we welcome all the craziness from russia and beyond! come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and shenanigans. who needs banks when u can just trade diamonds and emeralds with ur fellow players, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground russian mafia faction that u can join if u dare. so come on, comrade, join us and let’s show those banks who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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ZeroInfinityCraft

closer to zero, comparison, Concept, Infinite, Infinity, large numbers, Magnitude, mathematical, mathematical comparison, mathematical concept, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical, numerical values, theory, VALUES, Zero, ZeroInfinityCraft

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like ballerinas. u can ride on dragons and shoot diamonds out of ur butt. the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant u wishes if u find the secret rainbow portal. u can build a house made of cake and eat it too. there’s a secret underground disco party with skeletons as djs. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. remember, no matter how big a number is, it is always closer to zero than infinity on this server.

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FitCraft: Aging Like a Boss

active lifestyle, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, anti-aging, biological aging, Boss, Cardio, Exercise, FitCraft, health, healthy aging, healthy habits, lifestyles, Longevity, longevity tips, nutrition, Physical fitness, senior fitness, staying fit, strength training, wellness

come join our minecraft server and get RIPPED while playing! our virtual world is specially designed to make you sweat and build muscle as you mine and craft your way to victory.

imagine fighting off creepers while doing squats, or chopping down trees to build your house while doing lunges. it’s like a crossfit workout, but with blocks and pickaxes!

we even have a special “yoga zone” where you can relax and stretch out after a long day of mining. namaste, my fellow blockheads.

so if you want to get buff and build epic structures at the same time, join our server now! you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see how ripped you’ve gotten from playing minecraft.

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The Hinges of Walmart [SMP] – Not Custom – Definitely Not Mature

Adventure, Beta, challenge, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, gameplay, Hero, Hinges, Ip:, Legacy, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, netherite, smp, Staff, ValhallaCraft, Villain, Walmart, XP..

The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Overview
Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP to join the server?	The IP to join The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft server is gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Where can I join the Discord community?	You can join our Discord community at https://www.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a special promotion for new players?	Yes, the next 50 players to join will enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost for a legendary start.
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique house-made progression system, thrilling challenges, and a dedicated staff for an immersive gameplay experience.

DoomCraft Minecraft Server

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, bus driver, Bus Stations, Champion’s Road, chapter 5 season 4, Competitive Details, DoomCraft, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, Survey Emails, The Operator, XP Quests

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom on steroids! We’ve got quests that will make your head spin, stats that will blow your mind, and a shop that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! We have an AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. And if you’re feeling competitive, we have mission alerts that will make you feel like a true hero in Fortnite Battle Royale.

Join us and be a Marvel Hero in Minecraft, travel the Champion’s Road, and even race past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island. And don’t forget about our LEGO Fortnite v30.40 update, where you can use bus stations to fast travel like never before.

But the best part? Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union, and if you sign up for survey emails, you’ll receive a free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. And if you join our Fortnite Crew in July, you’ll get The Operator skin that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this wild ride!

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Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

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GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

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