We have creeper cuddling sessions where you can snuggle up to those explosive cuties and feel the weight of their love. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you want to eat them out (just make sure to have some TNT handy).
Looking to start a Minecraft family? We’ve got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate and start building a life together. Who needs a real family when you can have a pixelated one?
And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for some truly outrageous fun. We’ve got jobs for you to do, savings to be made, and a height requirement because why not? Plus, if you’re willing to move around, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why we’re the best place to find love, adventure, and maybe even a few explosive surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
On our server, you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more fighting over who gets to go to BBQs or grandparent sleepovers – you can have it all to yourself!
Forget about your dad putting his foot down and telling you who you can and can’t talk to. On our server, you make the rules and decide who your family is – even if it’s just you and your trusty Minecraft pet.
So come join us and let’s build a family that’s truly yours, without all the crazy step-sibling drama. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family that’s always there for you? Let’s block out the haters and craft our own happy endings!
join dis server if u wanna see what happens when u got too much green energy and not enough places to put it. it’s like a real-life minecraft glitch, but way funnier. come join us and witness the chaos of renewable energy gone wild. trust me, u won’t wanna miss dis!
imagine riding on the back of a rainbow-colored llama as you battle against hordes of evil mint monsters. or building a castle made entirely out of cookies and defending it from a giant gingerbread man.
we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with our resident DJ, a funky chicken named Disco Cluck.
so come join us on this mint-free adventure and experience the sweetest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
one time, a player was lost in a maze of caves and thought they would never find their way out. but then, one of our super sniffing dogs came to the rescue and led them straight to the exit. it was like magic, but better because it was real life.
so if you want to have the most epic adventures and never worry about getting lost or missing out on the best loot, join our server now! plus, our dogs are really cute and will make you smile every time you see them in action. come sniff out the fun with us!
| Established | 2023 |
|---|---|
| Inspiration | Hermitcraft |
| Features | Vanilla experience with quality of life changes |
| Server Type | Whitelisted |
| Community | Kind and welcoming |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You need to join the discord server and fill out an application. |
| Is there an age requirement? | Preferably 16 or older for a mature environment. |
| When does the new season start? | In a couple of weeks, so be sure to join before then. |
Click here to join the Hermit-Ruins server on Discord.
But wait, there’s more! Ember Amane, the beloved tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive recovering menhera, and Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And don’t forget about Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who will be your new girlfriend!
Join us for insane adventures with Orla Gan Ceann, the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, and Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town. Plus, we have Shimada Tiger, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and Tetsuya Kazune, the insomniac head popper and music dork.
And that’s not even all of it! We have a whole bunch of other crazy characters like Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Haewon the Heartstring, the frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of danger. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the invader of Phase Connect and savior of /tsunX, Dizzy Dokuro! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
Join us on our server where the zombies do the cha-cha, the creepers throw a dance party, and the pigs ride around on flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rap battle with players.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of our server.
Experience the thrill of virtual family vacations where you can argue about who should pay for what and watch as tensions rise over who gets the last diamond block.
Join now for a vacation experience like no other, where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the family arguments!
