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ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	3258	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4088
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crops Grown:	8434

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Star Shards Collected:	129	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	187	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

advantageous, beneficial, EASY, Effective, efficient, Effortless, EffortlessCraft, Fruitful, high reward, low effort, minimal effort, Productive, Profitable, Quick, Simple, valuable, worth it, Worthwhile

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Towns Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	91	Farms Harvested:	396

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!