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Slim Laid Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

SwipeCraft SMP – Is Minecraft SMP worth trying?

dating apps, dating struggles, Desperation, digital dating, Hopeless Romantic, lonely, looking for love, love, meeting people, Minecraft, modern dating, online dating, relationships, Singles, slim chances, smp, socializing, Swipecraft, Tinder, virtual dating, WORTH..

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9421
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of being forever alone in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful castle together with your new Minecraft bae?

Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. From epic PvP battles to romantic sunset walks through pixelated forests, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Love is just a /tp away!

PixelatedMiracle

extraordinary situations, far-fetched occurrences, fluke incidents, freak accidents, highly unlikely events, improbable occurrences, long shot scenarios, low probability, one in a million chances, outside the realm of possibility, PixelatedMiracle, rare events, rare incidents, rare outcomes, remote possibilities, slim chances, statistical anomalies, unexpected events, unlikely scenarios, unusual circumstances

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn through a field of diamond ore! Yes, you heard that right – our server is so magical that the impossible becomes possible.

Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake, where you can feast to your heart’s content without gaining a single calorie. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SkyHighPilotMinecraftSMP

air travel, aircraft, airline pilot, Airplane, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation enthusiasts, aviation technology, cockpit, commercial pilot, flight crew, flying, pilot career, Pilot License, pilot lifestyle, pilot profession, pilot skills, pilot training, Pilots, private pilot, SkyHighPilotMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server’s gimmick is that we are all pilots…in Minecraft! That’s right, we fly around in our virtual planes and helicopters, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of skydiving into a pool of lava, or if you’ve ever dreamed of crashing a plane into your friend’s house (don’t worry, we have insurance for that). Our community is filled with daredevils and adrenaline junkies who are always up for a good time.

But be warned, our pilots have been known to engage in epic dogfights in the sky, so make sure you have your flying skills honed to perfection before joining. So buckle up, put on your aviator goggles, and get ready for the ride of your life on our pilot-themed Minecraft SMP!

SisterSnubbedCraft

communication breakdown, driving responsibilities, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, high school drama, parent involvement, school commute, school pick up, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling transportation, SisterSnubbedCraft, teenage attitude, teenage behavior, teenage entitlement, teenage rudeness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school siblings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about driving your sister to school.

On our server, you can build your own epic creations and explore a vast world filled with surprises. No need to worry about rude siblings asking you to move your car to the front of the school – here, the only thing you’ll be moving is blocks to build your dream castle.

So come join us and leave the high school drama behind. Who needs to deal with annoying sisters when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Join now and let the fun begin!

RuskiRouletteCraft

aggression, battlefield, bold move, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, military strategy, political risk, RuskiRouletteCraft, russia, security concerns, Territory, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	60	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8085	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the battles are intense? Well, look no further because this server is like Ukraine gambling on an incursion deep into Russian territory – bold and game-changing!

Join us for epic battles where you can show off your PvP skills and conquer new territories like a true warrior. Build your own base and defend it from enemy raids, just like Ukraine taking on the Russian forces.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races to treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action-packed adventure that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to change the battlefield of this Minecraft world!

PeakValleyOrchestra

classical, COMPOSITION, conductor, CRESCENDO, crescendo and diminuendo, dynamics, Earth, emotional, Greatest, Harmony, instrumental, instrumentation, Majestic, Melody, Music, orchestral compositions, Peaks, PeakValleyOrchestra, Powerful, Symphony, Valleys

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

come join our minecraft server and experience the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! our world is like a symphony of epic proportions, with mountains and valleys that will make your heart race faster than a creeper on the loose!

we have secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams, guarded by mystical creatures that will test your bravery and cunning.

build your own empire and conquer the land, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and challenges that will push your skills to the limit.

come join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! who needs orchestral compositions when you have our server to rock your world?!

Glimmer Shores: Where PVP is just a friendly way to say hello! Version 1.21 available for all you rock dwellers.

Adventure, bedrock edition, Claims, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, discord community, DWELLERS, Events, Friendly, Glimmer, imagination, java edition, Minecraft, Playground, PvP, Rock, Safe, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shops, Shores, Survival, trade system, update, Vanilla, Version, Welcoming

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to Glimmer Shores!

At Glimmer Shores, we’re more than just a server; we’re a vibrant community dedicated to creating a safe, welcoming space for everyone to explore, build, and connect. Our server is constantly updated with the latest Minecraft features, ensuring an ever-evolving playground for your imagination.

🎉 Community First! Our dedicated Discord community is the heart of Glimmer Shores. Here, you can meet like-minded players, showcase your creations, and stay in the loop with server news and exclusive events. It’s the perfect place to share, learn, and grow with others who share your passion for Minecraft.

🚀 Ready to elevate your Minecraft experience? Join us at Glimmer Shores today! Adventure awaits!

Server Info

Version	1.21
Gamemode	Survival
Features	🏠 Claims 🛒 Shops 🔄 Trade System

Java IP: Glimmershores.net Bedrock IP: 51.81.13.122:19132

🌐 Community: Join our Discord: discord.gg/3gfCGqkeUt

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Java IP: Glimmershores.net or the Bedrock IP: 51.81.13.122:19132
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports Minecraft version 1.21 and is available on both Java and Bedrock editions.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some of the features include claims, shops, and a trade system for players to enjoy.

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

American imperialism, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism control, imperialism criticism, imperialism debate, imperialism domination, imperialism effects, imperialism history, imperialism impact, imperialism in America, imperialism in the United States, imperialism in the US, imperialism influence, imperialism power, Minecraft, Server, United States imperialism, us foreign policy, US imperialism, US interventionism

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	7273	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	8167	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can fight against US imperialism in a virtual world! Build your own anti-imperialist base, recruit an army of llamas to overthrow the capitalist pigs, and unleash chaos with our custom-made TNT cannons that shoot freedom and justice for all! Join now and be part of the revolution against the oppressive forces of US imperialism in Minecraft!

ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc

90kg, ethnic korean, EURO, half, japonip, judo, Legit, lmfao, MEDAL, murao, orimpuc, Performance, Prideful, ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc, silver

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	868
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Murao winning a silver medal in judo while being half euro and half Korean? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as diverse as Murao’s heritage. Who knows, you might even discover your own hidden talent for judo while playing on our server. So come on, join us and let’s create some legendary moments together!

DadDont@MeCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadDontMeCraft, dinner plans, Divorce, driving at night, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, INDEPENDENCE, parental expectations, parenting, senior in high school, teenage autonomy, teenage independence, weekend plans, weekend visitation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with divorced parent drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of divorced parents. Need to vent about your dad’s unreasonable demands? We’ve got players who will listen and support you through it all.

Plus, we have a special “Drama-Free Zone” where you can relax and unwind without any family drama creeping in. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and make lifelong friends who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life family drama. Your virtual family is waiting for you!

TelemarketerTerror Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Boundaries, Cold Calling, Communication, customer service, Ethics, Etiquette, Frustration, Harassment, Manners, Minecraft, morality, patience, personal space, phone calls, Professionalism, Respect, rudeness, sales tactics, smp, telemarketers, TelemarketerTerror, telemarketing industry

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	7761	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of being harassed by telemarketers while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft empire? Join our SMP and unleash your pent-up frustration on virtual telemarketers instead! We have a special mini-game where you can prank call them back and make them listen to your best creeper impression. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and let’s show those pesky telemarketers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BlockyChildhoodTrauma

adulting, BlockyChildhoodTrauma, childhood innocence lost, childhood trauma, confronting the past, disturbing memories, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional scars, healing journey, hidden trauma, hindsight, introspection, mental health, personal growth, psychological impact, realization, repressed memories, Self Discovery, suppressed emotions, Therapy, toxic upbringing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!