Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes!
our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.
explore our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that only open if you solve a riddle or tell a joke that makes the skeletons laugh!
so come on down to our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti!
we got pigs flyin’, cows dancin’, and creepers breakdancin’! it’s a party up in here, yo!
build yo crib in the sky with diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! plus, we got free cookies for all new players! ain’t no server like dis one, baby!
This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.
| Event | Description |
|---|---|
| Oddly Bad Day | Every Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty. |
| Terrible Tuesday | Compete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving. |
| Flying Hell Fish Day | Test your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays. |
| A Sacrifice for Peace | Every Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day. |
| The Calm Before the Storm | Fridays are normal days without events. |
| A Somber Scent | Saturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards. |
| The Fruits of Your Labor | Successful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday. |
| Hell Day | If sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences. |
This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server. |
| What are the rewards for participating in events? | Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server. |
| Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server? | It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay. |