slim Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, attractive, Beautiful, chic, cute, Enchanted, fashion, Fashionable, girl, girl thats tight, Haven, hot, Sexy, slender, slim, Style, stylish, tight, tight clothes, tight girl, tight outfit, trendy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got all the coolest mods and plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together again.

You can build the most epic bases and structures, like seriously, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamonds if you want.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, we got everything from spleef to parkour to PvP battles that will make you question your own existence.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness.

SisterSlayinSilenceMC

aita, Athletic, Beautiful, blew up, Boyfriend, childish, crude sense of humor, DATING, family photos, giving birth, ignoring, JOKE, LAUGHING, not amused, postpartum body, Pregnant, shitty thing to say, silent treatment, sister, SisterSlayinSilenceMC, slim, women’s bodies

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1496

Are you tired of dating guys with a bland sense of humor? Do you want someone who will keep you on your toes with their crude jokes? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous banter. Our community is full of players who will make you laugh until you cry, just like Ryan did with his “compliment” about your sister’s postpartum body.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find your own Ryan to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join now and let the laughter begin!

Slim Laid Minecraft Server

+18, adventurous, age gap, cuck, Cuckolding, EXPERIMENTAL, fucked socially, getting laid, Girlfriend, Laid, lose virginity, Minecraft, older woman, Risky, Server, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, slim, slim chances, taboo, Threesome, Unconventional, unique experience, virginity loss

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Emeralds Found:	1424
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

VeggieCraft: Slim & Healthy!

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, dietary habits, disease prevention, evidence-based research, health outcomes, healthy, Healthy Eating, heart health, lifestyle choices, nutrition, obesity prevention, plant based diet, plant-based nutrition, pooled analysis, public health initiatives, raw vegetables, slim, veganism, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, weight loss, weight management, Whole Foods

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2900	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gods Slained:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT SO MANY VEGGIES YOU’LL LOSE WEIGHT JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. EAT RAW CARROTS AND WATCH THE POUNDS MELT AWAY, IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT REAL. OUR SERVER IS SO HEALTHY, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE ON A DIET. PLUS, IF YOU EAT ENOUGH BROCCOLI, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HEART DISEASE AGAIN. COME JOIN US FOR A VEGETARIAN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! #VEGGIESQUAD #MINECRAFTFITNESS

ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server

#1, 25-month period, 500kcal, body weight, calorie restriction, correlation, diet, fat loss, fiber intake, health, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term, nutrition, participants, protein intake, ProteinCraft, research study, scientific findings, Server, slim, study results, Trim, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!

CraftyThreads Minecraft Server

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, body shaming, clothing sizes, CraftyThreads, DAUGHTER, fashion styles, Insecurity, Japanese fashion, Minecraft, Mother, normal weight, online shopping, parenting, Server, size 8, size XXXL, slim, triggering, weight, western stores

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further! Join our server where we specialize in Japanese fashion styles for your Minecraft character!

We have a wide range of sizes to choose from, including XXXL for those who want to feel extra fabulous in their pixelated outfits. Plus, our online ordering system is so easy even a creeper could do it!

Don’t let your daughter’s body dysmorphia get you down, join our server and show her that size doesn’t matter when it comes to looking stylish in the virtual world. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, everyone is a size XXXL in fashion sense!

TallGirlCraft Minecraft Server

168cm, beauty, body standards, Elegant, fashion, Girls, height, height requirements, High heels, long legs, measurements, Minecraft, Modeling Industry, models, runway, Server, slim, statuesque, stature, Tall, taller, TallGirlCraft, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5509

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow players who are 168cm or taller! Why, you ask? Because tall girls rule the world, that’s why! Plus, our server is equipped with special potions that make your character grow even taller in-game. So if you’ve ever dreamed of towering over your Minecraft friends like a giantess, this is the server for you! Join now and let your height be your superpower!

DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

Santa’s Slim Server

body diversity, body image, body positivity, christmas, Christmas spirit, compassion, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fat stigma, holiday season, Kindness, love yourself, no judgment, overweight, plus size Santa, Santa Claus, Santa Claus is not skinny, Santa’s appearance, Santa’s weight, Santas, self love, Server, slim

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Potions Brewed:	62	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where no one fat shames santa claus!!! we got flying reindeer, magical elves, and a workshop filled with diamonds and emeralds! santa is the ultimate boss battle, but if you defeat him, you get unlimited cookies for life! our spawn point is at the north pole, so you can build snow forts and have snowball fights with the yetis. plus, every player gets a pet polar bear to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, santa is the king and everyone is on the nice list!

MommaCraft: F Off Edition

Besties, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Edition, emotional, ER visit, family, food poisoning, misunderstanding, mom, MommaCraft, overbearing, Pregnancy, reconciliation, relationships, Space, Support, Tension, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

DeathtasticCelebHoax

Celebrity, celebrity death hoax, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, DeathtasticCelebHoax, Deception, Disappearance, disappearance theory, Enigma, Escape, faked death, famous person, hoax, Mystery, speculation, staged death, staged disappearance, theory, unsolved mystery, vanish, vanish without a trace

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories! We have secret tunnels leading to underground bunkers where Elvis Presley and Tupac are chilling together, sipping on diamond-studded milkshakes. But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal to a parallel universe where Michael Jackson is moonwalking on the moon! So come on down and solve the mystery of which famous person successfully faked their death – the answer might just blow your blocky mind!

CraftyNATOvsRussia

Ally, artillery, Conflict, CraftyNATOvsRussia, Defense, eastern europe, foreign affairs, fund, funding, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Seized Russian Assets, Support, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?

join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.

HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP

active community, battle, bedrock, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom events, Discord, Economy, epic events, Factions, Health Stealing, java, join now, LifeSteal, Platform, Player Base, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Solo, strength, Stronger, Survival, team-up, Trust

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP!

Dive into the ultimate survival experience where every heart counts.

In the world of HeartThieves, every kill you make steals health from your enemies. Trust is scarce, and every battle could be your last!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Kill or be killed! Steal health to grow stronger. PvP & Raiding: Fight, raid, and conquer. Custom Events: Participate in epic server-wide events. Java & Bedrock Support: Play with friends on any platform! Active Community: Team up or go solo in a growing player base.

Join now and prove your strength! https://discord.gg/ZGnRNmRD6p

50.20.202.4:26980

Holicraft Network

Adventure, alliances, Anarchic, Anarchy, Bedwars, Challenges, Chaos, combat arenas, Community, Events, holicraft network, Knockbackffa, Minecraft, open world, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles, unique experience, Void

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	51
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Holicraft Network – Discover your new Minecraft adventure!

Modalities: – Survival: Survive, explore and build in an open world full of challenges. – Bedwars: Defend your bed and destroy enemy beds in epic team battles. – Anarchic: Live in a world without rules, where you can form alliances or cause chaos at will. – KnockBackFFA: Face other players in combat arenas where the objective is not to fall into the void.

Join our community and enjoy events, rewards and a unique experience in each modality!

mc.holicraft.info

SapphireWorld 1.20-1.21 CREATIVE Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Creative, Creative Server, description, GIF, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, SapphireWorld, SapphireWorld Creative, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Animals Bred:	111
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Creative Server

sapphire.b2t.world

The Block Party Minecraft Server

alibi, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, clue, crime, detective, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Mystery, No. 482046956, Party, plot twist, Police, Red Herring, Server, SUSPECT, Suspense, Thriller, Witness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Jimmy Wang Yu Minecraft SMP: Better Than All of Them, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan…

Action Movies, action stars, Asian actors, bruce, Bruce Lee, Chan, Chinese actors, Cinema, film industry, filmography, Hong Kong Cinema, iconic actors, Jackie, jackie chan, Jet Li, jimmy, Jimmy Wang Yu, kung fu, LEE, Legends, Martial Arts, martial arts icons, martial arts legends, martial arts masters, Minecraft, movie industry, smp, WANG

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Jimmy Wang Yu himself! That’s right, forget about Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li – Jimmy Wang Yu is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience epic battles and adventures like never before, all led by the ultimate kung fu master. Jimmy Wang Yu will show you how to kick butt and take names in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with his bare hands!

So why settle for ordinary when you can join the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Come join us and see why Jimmy Wang Yu is truly the king of the virtual world!

DoubleDirtDollars

budgeting, Communication, DoubleDirtDollars, Expenses, Fairness, finances, financial equality, financial obligations, financial responsibility, income, living together, luxury spending, paying bills, relationships, Rent, roommate conflicts, salary, SAVING, shared expenses, student loans

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where players split rent 50/50 like this couple, but with a twist – the creepers pay their fair share too! Watch as the girlfriend, who makes double the diamonds, refuses to pay more even after her student loan saga. Will she finally agree to pay her fair share or will the boyfriend have to mine for justice? Join now to find out! Plus, we have a special event where players can buy new wardrobes, expensive armor, and even brand new enchanted cars! Don’t miss out on the drama and the diamonds – join our server today!

HateCrafters

Backlash, controversial, criticism, double standards, hate, HateCrafters, judgement, misconceptions, misunderstood, Negativity, Overlooked, Overrated, scrutiny, societal norms, Underappreciated, Underrated, unfair treatment, Unjustified, unpopular opinion

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Have you ever felt like creepers are constantly judging you for your building skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the creepers will be in awe of your epic creations! Join us and show those pesky mobs who’s boss with your insane building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken egg that hatches into a magical flying chicken mount. Who needs horses when you can soar through the skies on a majestic chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons, where you’ll face off against the fearsome Sheep of Doom. This woolly beast is said to have the power to turn players into sheep with a single bleat. Will you be able to resist its fluffy charm and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!