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  • SisterSlayinSilenceMC

    SisterSlayinSilenceMC
    Are you tired of dating guys with a bland sense of humor? Do you want someone who will keep you on your toes with their crude jokes? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous banter. Our community is full of players who will make you laugh until you cry, just like Ryan did with his “compliment” about your sister’s postpartum body.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find your own Ryan to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join now and let the laughter begin!

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  • VeggieCraft: Slim & Healthy!

    VeggieCraft: Slim & Healthy!
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT SO MANY VEGGIES YOU’LL LOSE WEIGHT JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. EAT RAW CARROTS AND WATCH THE POUNDS MELT AWAY, IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT REAL. OUR SERVER IS SO HEALTHY, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE ON A DIET. PLUS, IF YOU EAT ENOUGH BROCCOLI, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HEART DISEASE AGAIN. COME JOIN US FOR A VEGETARIAN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! #VEGGIESQUAD #MINECRAFTFITNESS

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  • ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server

    ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!

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  • CraftyThreads Minecraft Server

    CraftyThreads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further! Join our server where we specialize in Japanese fashion styles for your Minecraft character!

    We have a wide range of sizes to choose from, including XXXL for those who want to feel extra fabulous in their pixelated outfits. Plus, our online ordering system is so easy even a creeper could do it!

    Don’t let your daughter’s body dysmorphia get you down, join our server and show her that size doesn’t matter when it comes to looking stylish in the virtual world. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, everyone is a size XXXL in fashion sense!

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  • DressCodeDrama

    DressCodeDrama
    Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

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  • Santa’s Slim Server

    Santa’s Slim Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where no one fat shames santa claus!!! we got flying reindeer, magical elves, and a workshop filled with diamonds and emeralds! santa is the ultimate boss battle, but if you defeat him, you get unlimited cookies for life! our spawn point is at the north pole, so you can build snow forts and have snowball fights with the yetis. plus, every player gets a pet polar bear to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, santa is the king and everyone is on the nice list!

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  • CraftyCSTOExitPlan

    CraftyCSTOExitPlan
    so, liek, u kno how those russian dudes r all liek tryna keep armenia in their club? well, u betta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff goin on than that drama! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our admins are secretly aliens from outer space who will give u unlimited diamonds if u tell them a funny joke. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

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