slighty offensive – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1040: Lakeside Date Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the lakes are made of lava, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Embark on epic quests like slaying the legendary Dragon Meshi, a dragon who hoards all the best food in the land. Or take a trip to the moon on a rocket ship made of cheese in our Fly Me To The Moon event!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for Krusie Week 2024, where the ships sail themselves and romance is in the air. Plus, don’t miss out on our Dragon Dumplings cooking competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the hilarity ensue! Just be sure to watch out for Mr. Dad Guy, he’s always up to something mischievous. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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IncestCraft: No Regrets, Just Blocks

Ancestry, blocks, distant ancestors, distant past, distant relatives, dna testing, family, family history, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, genetic connections, genetic material, half siblings, historical connections, husband and wife, IncestCraft, long lost relatives, Marriage, marriage history, regrets, relationships, strange coincidences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family ties run deep! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives and uncover shocking genealogical connections with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft buddy is actually your distant cousin twice removed!

Embark on epic quests to trace your ancestry back to the very beginning of time, where you’ll uncover scandalous family secrets and hilarious twists of fate. Build your family tree in-game and watch as it grows with each new player you meet.

Don’t worry about sharing DNA with your Minecraft pals, because as long as it’s from centuries ago, it’s all good! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your family history in the best way possible.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride through the tangled web of family connections. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft nemesis is actually your long-lost sibling!

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LonelyCraft: Building Friendships!

activities, building, coping with loneliness., Exercise, FRIENDSHIPS, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming loneliness, positive thinking, relationships, self love, self reflection, self-care, socializing, solitude, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of wandering the vast, empty plains of Minecraft all by yourself, with only the occasional cow or sheep to keep you company? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling alone again, because our server is populated with a hilarious cast of characters, including a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous creeper who loves to tell jokes (just be careful when he starts laughing)!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a giant treehouse where the villagers throw epic raves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy.

So come on over and join our server, where loneliness is a thing of the past and adventure awaits around every corner!

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Azmy

application, Community, Datapack, disabled, discord server, Diversity, Economy, Friendly, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Mechanics, Peaceful, Progression, Recipe Book, recipes, Refreshing, Survival, Testing, Towny, vegan, Whitelist, Women

This server includes a datapack that makes it more vegan, by adding vegan friendly food recipes, as well as other items, and by removing drops from peaceful animals. No animals have been killed during the testing of the datapack!! Maybe…

Other mechanics are changed, to make the game more refreshing, such as changing some recipes to slow down end game progression, as reaching the end game is normally too quick, making it boring. You can check all recipes in the recipe book.

Everyone is welcome if they respect people. Safe for LGBTQ, disabled, women, any ethnicity, different backgrounds, and you!

It is whitelisted, please apply in the Discord server or in this form: https://forms.gle/YATmv1ChVdiF5Aza6

54.39.8.33:25612

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LostSave twitch streamer server | Refrakus Minecraft server

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Server 24/7 enjoy the game!

neptune.spaceroute.net:20587

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Vanilla Tyme: Where We Promise Not to Steal Your Diamonds and Accidentally Burn Down Your House!

accidentally, apply, awesome builds, BUILD, Burn, Community, Competitions, Diamond Economy, diamonds, Discord, donation, Events, foot travel, Holiday Celebrations, House, Materials, nether tunnels, Promise, Server, Shop, smp, Staff, steal, Survival, trust-based, Tyme, Uhc, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme Minecraft Server

Overview

New 1.21 map!

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins. We are a whitelisted community where you must apply to play. Join our server and be part of an active, friendly, and mature community with dedicated staff.

Server Information

No Teleporting Plugin	Travel by foot or use expansive nether tunnels
No Economy Plugin	Encouraged to build shops and compete in a trust-based diamond economy
No Land Claim Plugin	Find a free spot and start building
No Pay-to-Win	Supporters get EULA compliant perks, but everyone is on the same level

Features

Player-built environment
Weekly events and competitions
Monthly build competitions
Active Discord community

Apply to play here: https://vanillatymeservers.com/community/apply

Join our server here: play.vanillatyme.com

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to play on Vanilla Tyme?

A: You can apply to play on Vanilla Tyme by visiting https://vanillatymeservers.com/community/apply and submitting an application.

Q: Is there a teleporting plugin on the server?

A: No, there is no teleporting plugin on Vanilla Tyme. Players can travel by foot or use the expansive nether tunnels.

Q: Are there any economy plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no economy plugins on Vanilla Tyme. Players are encouraged to build shops and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: No, there is no land claim plugin on Vanilla Tyme. Players are free to find a spot and start building.

Q: Is Vanilla Tyme pay-to-win?

A: No, Vanilla Tyme is not pay-to-win. Supporters receive EULA compliant perks, but everyone is on the same level.

MoanCraft Minecraft Server

arousal, Communication, Connection, cross-cultural relationships, cultural norms, girl moaning, international experience, Intimacy, love making, Minecraft, MoanCraft, Passion, physical pleasure, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, seduction, Sensuality, Server, sexual experience, sexual expression, sexual satisfaction, vocalization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll be making girls moan in no time! Our server is so lit, it’s been known to have villagers swooning over our players’ building skills. Join us and become the ultimate block-building Casanova!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted on our server, looking for a player skilled enough to take him down. Will you be the hero that saves the day and wins the heart of all the Minecraft maidens?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your blocky charm! Who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated place.

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NoWrestleCraft SMP

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Yo, forget about wrestling tonight because on our Minecraft SMP, we’re having an epic battle royale where we fight each other with diamond swords and enchanted bows! Join us and show off your PvP skills while dodging creepers and skeletons left and right. Who needs wrestling when you can have a real showdown in the world of blocks and pixels? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

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NoKidsNoVows Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, abroad, Airbnb, babysitter, BOTTLE, California, CANCELLATION, children, cousin, driving exam, Effort, family, husband, Invitation, LOGISTICS, Minecraft, NoKidsNoVows, per head, refundable, Server, Standard, Vineyard, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of weddings that don’t allow babies under 12? Look no further, because on our server, babies are not only allowed, but encouraged to join in on the fun! No need to worry about finding a babysitter or missing out on the action – bring your little one along for the ride.

Embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through virtual vineyards and build your own baby-friendly paradise. With plenty of open cups for your baby to drink from (or just for decoration), you’ll never have to worry about leaving them behind again.

So why wait? Join our server now and show your cousin that canceling close to the date because you can’t bring your baby is not only acceptable, but a reason to celebrate! Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – baby bottles optional.

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BlockyBroInLawNoGreenCard

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build LEGENDS! Join us and let your engineering brain run wild as you create epic structures and redstone contraptions that will blow everyone’s minds.

Just like how this player made a tough decision based on data and facts, you too can make strategic choices in our server. Who needs feelings when you have the power of TNT cannons and secret underground lairs at your disposal?

And hey, if you ever need a break from all the building and crafting, you can always take a stroll through our virtual immigration office and practice filling out Form I-864. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for paperwork!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds?

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