Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

Anime, average height, Bee, beemee, BPD, committed relationship, cool aid, cuddles, cutie, diagnosed autism, Diagnosis, Loyal, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, schizophrenia, self improvement, slightly chubby, sloppy toppy, smp, Understanding, women’s issues

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7943	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9526	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

No Comfort Minecraft SMP

Affection, care, comfort, Companionship, desire, FANTASY, gf, Ill, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, no, partner, relationship, sick, slightly chubby, smp, Support, tfw, wishful

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Animals Bred:	63	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of not having a slightly chubby girlfriend to comfort when she’s feeling under the weather? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of slightly chubby NPCs just waiting for you to nurse them back to health! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated love and care, as you become the ultimate healer in a world where even the villagers need a little TLC. So come on, join us and show those NPCs some love – who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate along the way!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3352	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

Alliance, armenia, azerbaijan, baku, bound, Caucasus, cooperation, Diplomacy, Eurasia, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Meeting, Partnership, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, relations, souring, summit, TIES, Visit

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Votes:	2591	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155

so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, berserker rage, Canadian, cannot become circumcised, comic book character, healing factor, Hugh Jackman, indestructible, Logan, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant healing, mutant powers, Regeneration, SuperHero, uncircumcised, wolverine, WolvieUncutCraft, x-men

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

TerribleTaxes PVE Roleplay Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Chestshops Businesses

Account.., Advertise, Businesses, Cheats, Chestshops, collaboration, Community, Competition, Corporation, custom plugin, Economy, employees, exploits, finances, Griefing, Gui, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, optifine, Performance Mods, PvE, Respect, Roleplay, Spam, Survival, TerribleTaxes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube
TikTok	BetterBusinesses TikTok
Patreon	BetterBusinesses Patreon

Overview:

BetterBusinesses is a new survival economy server with a focus on business. Our custom business plugin allows players to run various types of businesses, hire employees, manage finances, and compete with friends. Join our server at play.bbmc.today and unleash your creativity!

Key Features:

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect
No griefing
No exploiting or cheating
No hacking or cheating, only performance mods like Optifine are allowed
No advertising or spamming
One account per player
Have fun!

FAQ:

1. How can I start a business on BetterBusinesses?

To start a business, use our custom business plugin and GUI to set up shop, hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business.

2. Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?

While there are no specific rules for running a business, players must abide by the server rules, including treating others with respect and not exploiting or cheating.

3. Can I collaborate with other players to create a joint business?

Yes, players can collaborate with friends to create joint businesses, compete with each other, and grow their enterprises together.

4. Are there any restrictions on the type of businesses I can run?

Players are encouraged to get creative and run any type of business they can imagine on BetterBusinesses. The possibilities are endless!

5. How can I advertise my business on the server?

Players can advertise their businesses through in-game methods, such as using signs, chat, and the business GUI to attract customers.

6. Is there a limit to the number of employees I can hire for my business?

There is no limit to the number of employees you can hire for your business on BetterBusinesses. Grow your team as needed to expand your operations.

”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”

Arcade, balance, Characters, clash, Combos, Community, competitive, console, creeper, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks, Updates

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crops Grown:	3005	Astral Projections Made:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP

Anime Licensing, content adaptation, cultural adaptation, cultural sensitivity, English licensing companies, entertainment industry, global market, international business, Japan, Japanese media, LicenseToMine, licensing agreements, localization, localization companies, localization services, media distribution, media licensing, media localization., Minecraft, smp, Trust, Western market, western palates

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	New Chunks Explored:	623698
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Buildings Constructed:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground village where players can trade with mole people for rare items. Just be careful, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not looking!

3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. Think you have what it takes to pass the test?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the guardians are not too keen on sharing their loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave explorer!

SisterSitterGoneWild

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Guilt, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, neglect, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisterSitterGoneWild, social life, teenager, young mother

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting a wild child like the OP’s sister! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with blocky fun and no messy houses in sight.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about canceling plans or studying being interrupted by a tiny tornado of destruction. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without a care in the world.

Don’t be like the OP, who had to deal with the aftermath of leaving their sister unsupervised. Join our server and leave the babysitting duties behind – because here, the only mess you’ll encounter is the one you create with your creativity!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun!

Creeper’s Regret: 20s Edition

“Youth, 20s, advice, CREEPERS, Decision making, Edition, Experience, future planning, hindsight, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, opportunities, personal growth, regret, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	9362	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your 20’s when life was all about fun and games? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and relive your glory days of youth, where responsibilities are non-existent and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle.

Forget about adulting and come join us for some epic adventures. Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are all about having a good time. Who needs to worry about bills and deadlines when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you feel like a kid again. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: AzerAdventure

AzerAdventure, azerbaijan, baku, bilateral relations, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, headlines, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, News, official visit, Partnership, Politics, president, putin, PutinCraft, Russian News Agencies, state visit, summit

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz Putin himself pulled up for a state visit in Azerbaijan and was like “yo, this server is lit, u gotta join!” like, if Putin approves, u know it’s gonna be off the chain.

we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.

and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.

ExeosCraft: Where even the creepers support marriage equality and shop til they drop in version 1.21!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, CREEPERS, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drop, equality, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Marriage, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Stability, Strong Economy, Support, Til, Trailer Link., Version, Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

ExeosCraft Minecraft Server

About ExeosCraft

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Our Features

Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join Us

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad you did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ

What makes ExeosCraft different from other servers?

ExeosCraft prioritizes player experience, with zero pay-to-win features, a commitment to charity donations, and a strong focus on inclusivity and community engagement.

Can I keep my builds on ExeosCraft?

Yes, all builds on ExeosCraft are kept in a permanent world, ensuring that your creations will stay intact.

How can I join the server?

You can join ExeosCraft using the Java or Bedrock IPs provided above. Simply enter the IP in your Minecraft client to start your adventure.

Are there any rules against hate speech on ExeosCraft?

ExeosCraft has a strict policy against hate speech and discrimination. The server strives to be a safe and inclusive space for all players.

Can I suggest new features for ExeosCraft?

Absolutely! ExeosCraft welcomes player-driven updates and encourages players to join the Discord community to suggest new features and enhancements.

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