Slideintomycrafts MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SlideIntoMyCrafts

DM slides, 3. Unexpected surprises, 11. Unique propositions, 10. Virtual conversations, 14. Unconventional approaches

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing sliding into your DMs are creepers blowing you up? Well, look no further because on our server, instead of genitalia, you’ll have random diamond blocks sliding into your DMs! That’s right, forget about getting unsolicited pics, now you’ll be getting unsolicited riches! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and endless entertainment. Who knows what will slide into your DM next? The possibilities are as endless as the blocks in Minecraft!

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HappyCraft: Where even the creepers are smiling!

studio ghibli, CREEPERS, Rumors, inspiration, Happy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!

And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?

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Crafty Crackers – Where Wypipo Get Weird in Minecraft

Crafty, culture, Race, controversial, humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wypipo (white people) gather to show off their weirdest and wackiest creations!

Join us if you want to see a giant statue of a mayonnaise jar, a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese, or a castle made out of pumpkin spice lattes. Our community is filled with the craziest wypipo you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical land where unicorns roam free and bacon grows on trees. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and find out why wypipo are so weird!

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YeetCraft – The Land of Ethyria

Ethyria General, Rentry, twitter, #youtube, YeetCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the most epic Minecraft squad you’ll ever meet! Enna is the master builder, Millie is the redstone queen, Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) is the PvP champion, and Reimu is the mining expert. Together, they make up the ultimate dream team of Minecrafters!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to Ethyria Essentials – a secret stash of rare items and resources that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Plus, rumor has it that Ethyria is guarded by a dragon who will only let the bravest and most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the legendary Minecraft squad!

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Crafty Bards and Dandelions: A Minecraft Love Triangle

love, HEARTBREAK, love and heartbreak, Infidelity, love and betrayal

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak and build your own perfect world! Who needs Dandelion when you can create your own fantasy kingdom complete with castles, dragons, and maybe even a bard or two (but don’t worry, they won’t steal your girl)! Join now and show Dandelion what he’s missing out on – a whole new world of adventure and fun!

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Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Cause Confusion!

education, Men, Crafty, drivers, demographics

Come join our Minecraft server where the women are taking over just like in Latvia! Our female players are dominating the game, building epic structures and slaying dragons left and right. Who needs men when you have a team of badass ladies running the show? Join us and be a part of the revolution!

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No Chud’s Underage Love Shack

relationship boundaries, age gap, cross-cultural relationships, societal norms, younger women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even let you date NPCs from developing countries who are 5 years younger than you. That’s right, we’re all about keeping things wacky and off-the-wall here. Join us for a dating ban like no other, and see if you can survive the insanity of our server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places (just not with underage NPCs from developing countries, okay?)

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Blocky Booty Adventures

one piece, blocky, sanji, Anime, Manga

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Luffy’s fiery punches? Look no further, matey! Our server is like the Grand Line of gaming, filled with more adventure than a trip to Skypiea. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas of creativity, building epic structures that even Franky would be jealous of.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?

So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!

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CraftyCumDrinkers: Where Russians and Minecraft collide in the most unexpected ways!

unexpected, sucking cocks, Body, social hierarchy, Eucharist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as this description? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Russians would be shocked! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can embrace your inner orthodox Christian and participate in acts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Sucking cocks is basically like Eucharist here, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have communion with your superiors? Join us now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

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Pixelated Ink: Where Tattoos Are Banned But Creepers Are Welcome!

Men, respect women, Body, Demand, CREEPERS

Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t do in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! No restrictions on tattoos, no demanding men to pay for dinner, and definitely no waiting until marriage for some fun 😉

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!

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