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The Perfect Linux Distro Doesn’t Exis… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	184621	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring, amateurish Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is as slick and modern as a freshly polished diamond sword! Our thematically consistent world will make you feel like you’re living in a blocky paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so easy to customize, it’s like enchanting your armor with the best enchantments in the game. No confusing filesystems here, just pure, rational organization that even a creeper could understand.

And don’t even get me started on our apps. We’ve got just the right amount of them, not like those bloated servers that make you feel like you’re carrying a full inventory of useless items. Our server is beginner-friendly, so even a noob can jump right in and start crafting like a pro.

So why waste your time on those kindergarten committee-designed servers when you could join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft SMP? Join now and become a part of our epic adventure!

TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, bigger draw, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hilarious, hot, Humble, Incredible, innocent, KIND, loving, main attraction, Minecraft, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Server, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, TremendousCraft, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s World Champion.

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4152
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	167	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyProTips Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5890
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, you can do that here! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep within the mines that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right. CHEESE. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the cheesiest adventure of your life!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!

Crafty McSticky Mods – Where the Mods are Always Sticky!

3 million viewer woman, ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, AEW wrestlers, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, Crafty, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hates aOSU, hilarious, hot, Humble, innocent, IYO SKY, KIND, locker-room leader, loving, main attraction, McSticky, Mods, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, sticky, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Taylor Swift, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, Tremendous News, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s Champion

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about the legendary Iyo Sky(33)! This server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and friendly. It’s like Taylor Swift, but better in every possible way. Iyo Sky(33) is so supreme, it’s like an emoji come to life. And let me tell you, the players on this server are not just talented, they’re thighGODDESSES!

But that’s not all, this server is filled with adorable cat enthusiasts who are disciplined athletes and geniuses at the same time. And did I mention they have great butts? Oh yes, this server is a mix of hilarious, courageous, and shiny players who are absolutely fearless! They will risk it all for the Iyomaniacs and are soon to be WWE Women’s Champions.

So come join this server and be a part of the most amazing, stupendous, and terrific community out there. Trust me, it’s based, brilliant, and absolutely saucy! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly incredible. Join now and become a part of the Iyo Sky(33) legend!

DragonCraft: Where Akira Toriyama Resurrects Every 3 Days!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the fate of Akira Toriyama’s reincarnation hangs in the balance? That’s right, on this server, we have King Taizan himself determining the conditions of Toriyama’s rebirth. Will he come back as a Japanese man? A dragon ball? Who knows!

But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!

CraftyBreeders: Where Success Breeds Contempt and Creepers Run Amok

achievement, Amok, black babies, breeds, Competition, Contempt, controversial, CraftyBreeders, CREEPERS, discrimination, envy, Inferiority, Jealousy, prejudice, Provocative, Race, Resentment, RUN, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, success breeds contempt, Superiority, white bitches

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies… wait, what?! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!

Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

#9XFrdlY3D_csoU6Q, #nBJx1AFgtS4, #stigmata, #youtube, arabic, art, Book, culture, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, inspiration, Literature, MENA, middleeast, Minecraft, Music, Performance, reading, Server, Shashasha, Video, Visuals, إحراج, شأشأ

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

HololiveCraft: Where ReGloss and Hololive collide in epic blocky adventures!

Adventures, blocky, collide, content creators, digital entertainment, Entertainment, Epic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hololive, HololiveCraft, japanese, Japanese culture, Live streaming, online celebrities, online gaming, online personalities, ReGloss, streaming, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2885	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just plays the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Shamans and Sheep: A Minecraft RPG Adventure

Abilities, Adventure, Character, Class, Elemental, FANTASY, gameplay, Healer, Magic, magic user, Minecraft, mystical, Nature, Quest, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Shaman, shamans, Sheep, Spells, SPIRITUAL, Tribal, video game

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crops Grown:	7007
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old classes? Well, look no further because our server has RPGs with the shaman class! Join us and harness the power of nature to summon chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or turn your enemies into adorable bunnies that can’t stop dancing.

But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Brazil, Brazilian, Busters, butt fucked, commie president, Corruption, cucks, Economy, Government, illiterate, Incompetence, inflation, Latin America, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, POVERTY, scandal, Server, socialism, south america, SPENDING, Tanking

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	778970	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Crafty Tranny Denial: Where RPGs and Minecraft collide in hilarious fashion!

acceptance, armor, collide, Community, coping, Crafty, denial, discrimination, FANTASY, fashion, Female Characters, Gaming, Gender Roles, hilarious, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, representation, role playing, rpgs, sexism, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, tranny, Transgender

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	150	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	4253	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with repressed trannies in your RPG games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, whether that’s a warrior princess or a dragon-slaying unicorn. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our armor is so fabulous that even the most attention-seeking booty won’t distract you from your quest. So come on, join us and let your inner tranny shine!

Blocky Brains – Where creativity meets questionable diagnoses!

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Brains, cognitive development., communication difficulties, creativity, developmental delay, diagnoses, Diagnosis, diagnostic criteria, early intervention, early signs, genetic testing, meets, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, Questionable, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, sensory sensitivities, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, special education, speech delay

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7011	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.

So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!

Crafty Queers: Have You Ever Been a Fag? Server

acceptance, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, equality, fag, Hate Speech, have you ever been a fag, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Marginalized, prejudice, queers, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of being a total fag on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! We have rainbow sheep, unicorn pigs, and even a special dance floor where you can show off your faggy moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!

MapleCraft: Sorry for the Creeper, Eh?

American music, Canadian perspective, country music, creeper, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, famous tunes, global recognition, iconic songs, international appeal, international fame, MapleCraft, music appreciation, music diversity, music knowledge, music trivia, popular songs, Talking to Canadians, The Devil Went Down to Georgia

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	274
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Canadians don’t know The Devil Went Down to Georgia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while jamming out to some country classics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to fiddle contests for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to out-fiddle the devil on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!