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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3085	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Towns Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	93
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	273	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	7585
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1931
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2975
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Emeralds Found:	8894	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!