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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7448 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 5428 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 6201 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 57 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!