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Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	6278	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	282	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1336	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	241	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7977	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	1038	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	4831	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	207	Votes:	1470
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥