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Trust No Maiden Minecraft Server

breasts, Caution, Deceit, Deception, doubt, falsehood, Fixed, Hearts, Lies, maiden, Manipulation, Minecraft, mistrust, Server, shaped, Speech, Trust, unreliable, untrustworthy, whirling wheel, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only spinning wheel you’ll find is the one that churns out epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us and discover a world where maidens and women are actually the rulers, using their spinning wheel powers to create the craziest quests and challenges for players to conquer. Who knew that falsehood could be so fun?

So if you’re ready to trust in the words of these spinning wheel masters and embark on a journey like no other, then join our server now and prepare to have your heart shaped in the most unexpected ways!

Happy Polish Partition Remembrance Day Minecraft SMP

anniversary, celebration, commemoration, culture, Day, freedom, Happy, heritage, historical event, History, INDEPENDENCE, long live Poland, Minecraft, national holiday, Partition, patriotism, Poland, Polish, Polish history, Polish Partition Remembrance Day, Remembrance, smp, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Unity

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and win a diamond sword as a prize. But oh no, the sword is cursed and now you have to fight off a hoard of zombie chickens!

But don’t worry, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King who will help you defeat the zombie chickens with his army of flying cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the Endermen like to get down.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Ryujinx R.I.P. Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Brazilian hacker, business decision, console, controversy, emulation, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, intellectual property, lawsuit, legal action, Minecraft, Nintendo, online backlash, Piracy, R.I.P, ryujinx, Server, Shutdown, software, Technology, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6604
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Items Found:	7001

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get bought out by Nintendo and shut down like poor Ryujinx! Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build, mine, and survive without fear of corporate takeover.

Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual feathers! Or take part in our annual lava diving competition, where the bravest players can win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of emeralds and diamonds, just waiting to be mined by the lucky few who can find it. Will you be the one to strike it rich?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you have to worry about is whether your virtual pet pig will eat all your virtual carrots. Nintendo can’t touch us here!

Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, AZKi, botan, cherry bomb, Choco, cover songs, Group covers, hikaru nara, Himemori Luna, hololive, Hololive Witches, Idol, japanese, jpop, Kanata, Lunas, Minecraft, music videos, Nano Nanora, Originals, smp, subaru, tiktok, twitter, Vtuber, 姫森ルーナ

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	262
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Himemori Luna’s unpredictable streams.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. Legend has it that Luna herself hid the loot there while singing her hit song “GuruGuru Mawaruna” in a loop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous holoWitches who will cast spells on unsuspecting players. Just ask anyone who’s been turned into a chicken by Kanata’s magic wand – it’s a clucking good time!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Polka, who will challenge you to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. Can you keep up with her moves while avoiding exploding green monsters? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few accidental deaths. It’s all part of the fun on this crazy server – where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Tay’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, BLOCK, brand management, chatbot, crisis communication, digital persona, fix Tay, image repair, internet, machine learning, microsoft, Minecraft, online reputation, our girl, Party, programming, public relations, Server, social media, Tay, Tays, tech support, Technology, win back Tay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, searching for your one true love /ourgirl/? Look no further, because our server has the secret to winning her back! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a love potion crafting workshop. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally be able to fix her and win her heart once and for all! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rigged Minecraft SMP Game

bethesda, Characters, Choices, consequences, cult classic, Exploration, fallout new vegas, fan favorite, Game, Gaming, Immersive, Minecraft, modding community, obsidian entertainment, open world, post-apocalyptic, RIGGED, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Storyline, Survival, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4989	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	1406	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4854

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a post-apocalyptic wasteland where you’ll have to scavenge for resources, fend off mutant creatures, and even battle it out in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve also got a thriving economy system where you can trade your hard-earned loot for rare items and weapons.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the wasteland lies a hidden vault filled with untold riches and legendary loot. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next king of the wasteland!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Minecraft server: Deadlock General

501745660, advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git in, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, patchnotes, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	334185	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just invite anyone, you gotta prove you’re worthy by accepting a friend request – don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a little “autistic” about it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. And if you’re feeling brave, take on some bot matches to show off your skills.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider tips and tricks, or dive into our new player guide to become a pro in no time. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, our advanced movement guide will have you parkouring like a boss.

Oh, and did we mention the latest patch notes? We’re always keeping things fresh with updates and improvements, so you never know what crazy new features you’ll find. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

Balkan Love Thread Minecraft SMP

balkan, BALKANS, cousins, croats, culture, Europe, Land, love, Minecraft, mixed up, MONEY, new people, new things, old history, Problems, rocks, Serbs, smp, Soup, strong people, thieves, Thread, TOUGH, tradition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	887	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	4900	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	4316

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server inspired by the chaotic Balkans! It’s like a crazy family reunion where Serbs and Croats are constantly bickering but can’t stay away from each other. The land is tough, just like the people who are so attached to it they might as well be glued to the ground.

But don’t worry, there’s never a dull moment here! From dealing with money problems to fending off thieves, it’s like a never-ending adventure. The Balkans are like a big pot of soup, with all sorts of crazy ingredients floating around. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next?

So come join us and dive into this melting pot of cultures and chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of epic proportions. Just watch out for those sneaky thieves and be prepared for some heated arguments over who gets the last pork chop!

Trannies R Us Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, prejudice, self esteem, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender, Ugly, virginities, Whining

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Potions Brewed:	105
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Ores Mined:	9440
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a strict “no trannies allowed” policy! Why waste your time building when you could be taking someone’s Minecraft virginity instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun than whining about how ugly your pixelated character is. So come on over and join the chaos – just be prepared for some wild adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!