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ZzzCraft: Sleepytime Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchantments Applied:	148	Towns Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day (and your sleep)! Join us and experience the magical world where sheep sing lullabies to help you drift off into dreamland. Our virtual sheep have been trained by professional sleep therapists to ensure the best quality sleep for all our players. Say goodbye to restless nights and hello to a well-rested adventure on our server! So come on, join us and let those sheep serenade you to sleep like never before!

NightlyCraft: Sleepytime Shenanigans

bedtime routine, better sleep, Evening activity, exercise benefits., health benefits, light activity, NightlyCraft, physical activity, Relaxation, rigorous exercise, Shenanigans, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep science, sleep study, sleep tips, Sleepytime, world first study

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	New Chunks Explored:	791578

come join our minecraft server where we promise you will have the best sleep of your life after playing! our rigorous exercise in the game will tire you out so much that you will pass out as soon as you hit the hay! forget counting sheep, just count the blocks you mine in our server for a guaranteed good night’s rest! researchers have found that our short bursts of light activity in the game can lead to the best sleep you’ve ever had! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to insomnia forever!

CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

Alternative Medicine, cannabinoid research, cannabinol, Cannabis, cannabis compound, cannabis effects on sleep, cbn, CBNcraft, insomnia treatment, medical cannabis, natural sleep aid, nighttime awakenings, placebo-controlled investigation, preliminary evidence, Server, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep improvement, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep study, Sleepytime, small dose

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers are yawning! Zzzzzz

#sleepyhead, Anon, bedtime, CREEPERS, drained, exhausted, FATIGUE, Long day, need rest, need sleep, night night, ready for bed, response, Sleep, sleepy, SleepyCraft, Sleepytime, Talk, tired, want to go home, Yawning, Zzzzzz

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Emeralds Found:	3782	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to wake you up with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground dance party hosted by Endermen. And don’t worry about feeling lonely because our server is so popular, even the zombies have a fan club! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers need coffee

#cantsleep, #earlymorning, #needcoffee, #needrest, #nightowl, #sleeplessnight, #sleepyaf, #sleepyeyes, #sleepyhead, #sleepyheadclub, #sleepymood, #sleepyvibes, #sotired, #wideawake, bedtime, coffee, CREEPERS, exhausted, insomnia, sleepy, SleepyCraft, Sleepytime, tired

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of feeling like shit at 2am? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality by building a virtual world where you can be the king of the night! Say goodbye to feeling like crap and hello to endless adventures and fun on our server. Who needs sleep when you can mine diamonds and slay zombies all night long? Join now and never feel like shit at 2am again!

BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	522
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	116
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LesbianBFFSavesMe, LGBTQ, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, personal growth, reisen inaba, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, udonge, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	174	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

50 dollars, cash prize, challenge, Competition, Currency, Game, give, guess, Guessing, guessing challenge, guessing contest, guessing game, guessing game prize, guessing game reward, GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars, liberia, Liberian, MONEY, Prize, REWARD, WIN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

StepDadDramaCraft

blended family, Communication, Divorce, divorce preparation, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family unity, Honesty, hurt feelings, lying.., marriage counseling, Parental Pressure, sibling bond, sibling relationships, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepfamily, stepsister, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations about divorce? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to pretend to be someone’s sibling just to keep the peace.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually want to be your friend, not just because they’re pressured by their stepdad. No more awkward promises to pretend to be someone’s brother or sister – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a fake sibling when you have a whole community of players ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any forced family ties holding us back!

LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP

brush with death, close call, Grateful, guardian angel, heart-stopping, life changing, life or death, life saver, life saving, life-altering, life-threatening, LuckySurvivor, memorable experience, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, miraculous escape, near-death, saved life, second chance, smp, Survival, thankful, unforgettable

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Have you ever been saved from a creeper explosion by a pack of wild wolves? Or maybe you narrowly escaped falling into a pit of lava thanks to a perfectly timed ender pearl throw? Well, if you’re looking for more heart-pounding, life-saving moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious pranks pulled on unsuspecting players, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community of players is like no other. We are a tight-knit group of friends who are always there to support each other, whether it’s helping to rebuild a griefed base or sharing tips on how to survive the night. Plus, we have the best virtual parties with fireworks, cake, and even a virtual disco dance floor!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few near-death experiences, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just walk away with a story that will save your life one day!