Our server is filled with players who have their lives together – they have routines, they charge their phones, and they even wash their own dishes! Say goodbye to feeling like a mother picking up after your partner, and hello to a world where everyone takes care of themselves.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest where you have to wake up a sleeping player in-game to remind them to change out of their work clothes. Who knows what rewards await you for completing this hilarious task?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the best virtual world possible – no real-life drama allowed!
Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!
Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?
So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that will make you feel like you’re hiding under the covers in a hot and stuffy room, just waiting for the awkwardness to pass? Our server is full of surprises, just like when someone unexpectedly walks in on you in your safe space!
And if you’re looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of locking yourself up in place and feeling heavy all over, then look no further! Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, just like when you have to sleep on the couch after a heated argument with your boyfriend.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a surprise bedroom encounter, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Imagine building a house while riding a rollercoaster made of diamonds and lava! That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.
We have so many mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado made of TNT. From parkour challenges to zombie survival battles, there’s never a dull moment here.
And don’t worry about getting bored, because our community is as lively as a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So come join us and let your ADHD-fueled creativity run wild! Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?
Plus, our server is filled with friendly cats who will snuggle up against you and keep you company while you catch some Z’s. And if anyone dares to wake you up and yell at you, they’ll be banished to the bathroom until they learn their lesson.
So why wait? Join our server now and sleep your worries away in a world where napping is a prized skill. And remember, on our server, falling asleep is not rude, it’s a lifestyle choice!
On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.
Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Friday night where we all wear chicken costumes and dance to techno music. It’s like a rave, but with more feathers, you feel me?
And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we have. It’s intense, bro. Like, these llamas are faster than lightning, I swear. And the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like the Olympics, but with more spitting.
So, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP server and be part of the madness, hit me up, bro. We’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of slime. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.
Welcome to The Warriors, a 100 percent survival custom and Spanish-speaking Minecraft server, designed to offer a unique experience based on Slimefun.
Features: – The power of Slimefun with more than 40 addons, providing an immense variety of content and possibilities for exploration and creation. Each addon adds new objects, systems and mechanics, making the world practically endless in discoveries. – Complete automation: create complex production chains, optimize your resources and transform your base into a perfectly synchronized survival machine. – Active economy: enjoy a trading and market system between players, where you can buy, sell and exchange resources, and become the most prosperous player.
Join our weekly events where you can compete in unique challenges, earn exclusive rewards, and connect with other players in our community.
Be part of The Warriors, where adventure, innovation and community are constantly growing. Come discover everything we have to offer you and join this great Spanish-speaking community!
thewarriorsmc.ddns.net
Join us if you want to be part of the VICTIM’S LAND, where the only rule is to never stop complaining about how victimized you are. We even have a special faction for those who believe slaveowners were the real victims of history – join the VICTIMS OF MEANS today!
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense debates on everything from gun control to the war on Gaza. Are you ready to defend your side, whether you’re a Palestinian squatter or a member of the VICTIMIZED Federation?
So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if you’re not constantly feeling victimized, you’re not playing on the right server. Let the VICTIMIZATION begin!
Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!
Welcome to JLag-net’s new minecraft server, where you can enjoy modes like survival and sky block.. – Survival: survival mode with enchantments like Mcmmo, Elite mobs, Aura skills, and more. We also added custom dungeons with custom items, new challenges, new structures to find and explore, quests, levels, and more. – Skyblock: Classic skyblock with extra features to discover, custom GUIs, daily quests, and more…
So if you are interested come check us out! 🙂
mc.jlag-net.com
NecoCraft Academy – A subsidiary project of the NecoCraft SMP server with its own history and plot that depends on the actions of the players!Survive, build, communicate with players and based on your actions the server script can be rewritten.Academy is a vanilla+ server with datapacks and plugins that improve the gameplay without changing the vanilla theme.On our server there is a Customizable Player Model plugin that will allow you to change your skin as you like and stand out from others!There are also the already well-known Simple Voice Chat and EmoteCraft!Season 1 began on April 7, 2024 and will end on December 1, 2024!December 1 – January 3 will be the off-season!Season 2 will begin on January 4, 2025!Have time to get acquainted with Academians and join our community yourself!Academicians who distinguish themselves from others can get on SMP, you will learn about it in our discord server!
play.necoacademy.space
Join our server for a chance to fight against Tekken 8 characters in epic battles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Imagine taking on Heihachi Mishima with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks – now that’s a challenge!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. The catch? The floor is made of lava and the walls are lined with explosive TNT blocks. It’s a literal blast!
And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom Tekken 8-themed parkour course. Dodge fireballs from Akuma and leap over obstacles inspired by King’s wrestling moves. It’s a parkour experience like no other!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure fair matchups, so you can show off your skills without worrying about unfair advantages. And if you’re new to Tekken 8, don’t worry – we have a comprehensive guide with all the terminology and jargon you need to know.
So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Tekken 8 master in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious server out there.
The greatest upcoming Minehut lifesteal server!
With a large amount of working staff, we are still glad to hire more staff and are willing to give our best attention the players of our server.
Whether it be questions, comments, or issues in the server, our staff are always here to chat.
livesmc.minehut.gg
Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.
Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!