Our server is filled with players who have their lives together – they have routines, they charge their phones, and they even wash their own dishes! Say goodbye to feeling like a mother picking up after your partner, and hello to a world where everyone takes care of themselves.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest where you have to wake up a sleeping player in-game to remind them to change out of their work clothes. Who knows what rewards await you for completing this hilarious task?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the best virtual world possible – no real-life drama allowed!
Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!
Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?
So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that will make you feel like you’re hiding under the covers in a hot and stuffy room, just waiting for the awkwardness to pass? Our server is full of surprises, just like when someone unexpectedly walks in on you in your safe space!
And if you’re looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of locking yourself up in place and feeling heavy all over, then look no further! Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, just like when you have to sleep on the couch after a heated argument with your boyfriend.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a surprise bedroom encounter, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Imagine building a house while riding a rollercoaster made of diamonds and lava! That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.
We have so many mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado made of TNT. From parkour challenges to zombie survival battles, there’s never a dull moment here.
And don’t worry about getting bored, because our community is as lively as a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So come join us and let your ADHD-fueled creativity run wild! Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?
Plus, our server is filled with friendly cats who will snuggle up against you and keep you company while you catch some Z’s. And if anyone dares to wake you up and yell at you, they’ll be banished to the bathroom until they learn their lesson.
So why wait? Join our server now and sleep your worries away in a world where napping is a prized skill. And remember, on our server, falling asleep is not rude, it’s a lifestyle choice!
On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.
Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Friday night where we all wear chicken costumes and dance to techno music. It’s like a rave, but with more feathers, you feel me?
And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we have. It’s intense, bro. Like, these llamas are faster than lightning, I swear. And the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like the Olympics, but with more spitting.
So, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP server and be part of the madness, hit me up, bro. We’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of slime. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.
SlateMC is a new factions server, which has 1.8 PvP, The server runs on Spigot 1.12.2, but allows users to connect from 1.8.* to 1.14.4. The server has McMMO, Economy 1.8 PvP, Envoy Crates, MysteryCrates, Crazy Enchantments and much more!
play.slatemc.com
A survival world with lots of plugins and an economy ran by Twitch.tv/SwordBody and Twitch.tv/Poison
158.69.144.138:25605
It is a small server for me, my friends, and everyone else.– The server will not have any paid features– Everything is allowed as long as your behavior is not abusive to other players– Some protection plugins are in place, in case something happens to your stuff, OP will be able to fix it
Come, join us 🙂
hexide.com
Network Latino has been with you for 4 years now! Concerned about offering you the best playability and stability, every day we strive to continue growing. If you are interested in the best SkyWars Rush, with custom maps. An incredible KitPvP or maybe play in our RENEWED Practice. This is your place! We also have more modes preferred by our players such as Survival and Skyblock. What are you waiting for? We want to meet you now!
mc.latinplay.net
This is a vanilla minecraft server wich is fully survival and vanilla. If you seek help by an admin then come ask in the chat. Do not beg for items because its just farming and patience that does it all. Have fun 😀
Th3m1st.net
Welcome to TurtleMC, a Survival SMP Server where you can engage and play with your friends! We offer 24/7 Support as well as Friendly Staff members!
join us at play.mcturtle.fun (Bedrock & Java!)
Play.mcturtle.fun:19132
This server is currently a WIP/CLOSED and will be hosted as soon as the owners are ready (the IP is an incorrect one, don’t join it nwn). -Version : 1.14.4- -Software : Spigot- —————— The PuffyMoo SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Minecraft server is owned by two weird peeps who want to make friends. – What to do on this server : – Follow the rules – Hang out with our (pretty empty) community – Make friends (or not lol) – RoLEPLay (if you want) – Survive. – Have fun!! :3 ———— By the way, don’t mind the “Online” status and the 15497+ players cause that’s not real (probably a glitch from Aternos/the client of the server).
puffymoo.aternos.me
Minecraft 1.14.4+ Server Network in Open Beta. Correct 1.14.4 server (Not a 1.8.x ViaVersion server!) A shop system for secure trading. The farming world consists of Overworld, Nether and End. The farm world is regularly regenerated. Global chat (across game modes). Ranks to support the server (real money). Rank-dependent features such as plot edges, particle effects or chat colors.
connect.phoenix-craft.eu
CapyCraftMC is a new up and starting server that has a player based economy. Join today and get a chance to unlock the Elite Rank for free by just inviting your friends to our discord server.
CapyCraft.mc.gg
SwagCraft is coming back like it never left! The network is being remade from the ground up with new gamemodes being released every month, some old and some new!
pvp.sc