Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

smp, average life, daydream, blog, numb

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

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Waychest

custom mechanic, Sleeping, Advancements, radiance, Minigame

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	`waychest.com`
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.21-1.21.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]

What if every Minecraft world was a part of one big world?

What if other people are out there on their own journey, and our paths might cross?

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm. You (and friends) start your Journey on what appears to be a server all to yourself.

But as you explore, you will discover that you are not alone: custom items and blocks will guide you across the world to find what the people who came before you left behind. If you’re lucky, you might even run into your cohabitants in person.

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Feature Highlights: (Nearly every non-vanilla mechanic was designed and built specifically for this server)

🌍 “Journey” System: You and anyone you choose are placed into your own “server”, called a Journey, with a random spawn point in one shared survival world. You can even create multiple Journeys — each Journey has its own spawn point, progression through the game, and set of partners sharing the Journey.
🎁 Waychests: Special chests that act as beacons, reaching across the world to guide Journeys to find each other, and rewarding everyone who seeks them out. Later, craft and place your own Waychests to guide the next Journey to your builds!
🚀 “Waychest Flight” Minigame: Find ingredients to craft an Elytra that starts an in-world flying minigame. The minigame challenges you to pass through a series of rings, ultimately leading to a Waychest built by a stranger.
💨 Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks — but you have to find a warp point to unlock it first.
🔐 Integrated Region Protection: Waychests that you place create an expandable area of protection for certain blocks and containers.
☀️ “Radiance”: Skip the night without skipping the night. Since the world is shared, sleeping instead gives a “Radiance” effect that prevents nearby surface mob spawns for the rest of the night.
🗺️ Region Maps: Loot maps that generate pre-explored with the surrounding region. Build a map wall without the tedium!
🏆 Custom Advancements: Every custom mechanic has an associated advancement. Learn how to progress even if you don’t like reading a Wiki.
💸 No Monetization: There are no premium perks, donator tiers, or money accepted in any form.

Start your own Journey today at waychest.com, or read more about the server on the Wiki. Hope to see you soon!

Sleeping With Steve Minecraft SMP

scandal, film industry, steve, misconduct, Actresses

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the scandalous secrets of Hollywood! Rumor has it that Harvey Weinstein himself has been spotted roaming our virtual world, trying to keep his dirty deeds under wraps. Will you be the one to expose the famous actresses who have fallen prey to his charms? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows what kind of juicy gossip you’ll uncover in our crazy, chaotic world!

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Chunky Taco Minecraft Server

Mexican, curvy, Sexy, scandalous, taco

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your love life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we make sleeping next to your ex-boyfriend look tame. Join us and you’ll have access to exclusive nudes of fat, slutty Latina bitches – because who needs loyalty when you have pixels to play with? Come for the blocks, stay for the drama. Just don’t tell your wife about it…

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Fly Crow, Bear Slumbers Minecraft Server

Wings, Minecraft, HIBERNATION, Fly, Mysterious

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the crows fly and the bears take naps! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent crows who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They will guide you through the game with their caw-tastic wisdom and help you build the most epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of bears who only wake up once every full moon to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. If you can survive their cuddly yet ferocious attacks, you will be rewarded with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wild adventure where the crow flies and the bear slumbers. Who knows what other crazy creatures and challenges await you in this mysterious Minecraft world!

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NEETs Minecraft Server: Work Day Escape

unemployed, leisure time, Exploring, Minecraft, self-care

Are you tired of being a NEET and doing nothing all day while your friends are out there conquering the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal boredom! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, battle against hordes of evil chickens armed with enchanted feather dusters, and build the most ridiculous structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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BoyfriendBrunchFail

AITAH, busy, light sleeper, special day, FRIDAY

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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DreamCrafters

Desires, Memories, subconscious mind, common themes, subconscious

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

ssh, Mr, Sleeping, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

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NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

Nostalgia, Writing, going out, watching TV, reading

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

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