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Sleeping Soundly

  • Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

    Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!

    Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?

    Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperFamilyReunion

    CreeperFamilyReunion

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll experience more family drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Picture this: you and your partner inherit a property, only to have family members evicted shortly after. But wait, there’s more! One family member tries to pawn off their criminal adult child on you, causing chaos and conflict. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning your life choices. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and questionable family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyTalibanDefiance

    CraftyTalibanDefiance

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    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. So, like, there was this one time when a bunch of Afghan women were like, “Nah, we ain’t gonna let no Taliban silence us!” And they started singing their hearts out, yo! It was like, whoa, so inspiring and stuff. And that’s exactly the vibe you’ll get on this server – a place where you can be free to express yourself and sing your heart out, just like those badass Afghan women. So, come join us and let your voice be heard, fam! Let’s show those haters what we’re made of! YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FitCraft: Gain Muscle, Not Weight

    FitCraft: Gain Muscle, Not Weight

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, your character starts growing like crazy. like, you’re getting taller and taller until you’re, like, a giant in the game. and then, you realize your clothes don’t fit anymore because you’re so huge.

    but don’t worry, on this server, you can buy new clothes for your giant self. and the best part is, the only reasons you need to buy new clothes are if you gain, like, a ton of muscle or weight. so basically, if you’re getting swole or just eating too many virtual cheeseburgers, you gotta get some new threads.

    join this server for the most ridiculous and hilarious fashion dilemmas you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who knew growing in a game could be so entertaining? come join us and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Carnivores | Bowel Blockade Battle

    Crafty Carnivores | Bowel Blockade Battle

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    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazee adventures and wild stories? well u gotta join our server! we got a bunch of kewl stuff like flying pigs and talking llamas.

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! they ate so much candy they turned into a giant gummy bear! it was so funny, everyone was laughing for days.

    another player built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. they survived by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. it was epic!

    so come join us on our server and have the time of ur life! who knows what crazy things will happen next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersVegas Matt is a well-known sports handicapper and betting expert based in Las Vegas. With years of experience in the industry, he has built a reputation for providing accurate and reliable sports picks to his clients. His in-depth knowledge of the betting market and sharp analytical skills have helped him to become a trusted source for sports betting advice. Vegas Matt continues to help bettors maximize their winnings through his expert picks and insights.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Welcome to The Cursed Doomlands, where the only mod is dealing with our chaotic players.

    Welcome to The Cursed Doomlands, where the only mod is dealing with our chaotic players.

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    Doomlands Server Overview

    Server Status 24/7 with hourly restarts
    RAM 6 Gb
    Modpack Version 1.19.2
    Discord Members 90+

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server?

    A: Yes, head to our Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

    Q: What is the modpack focused on?

    A: The modpack is centered around exploration, base building, farming, and expands upon base-game Minecraft gameplay.

    Q: Are there any rules regarding PvP?

    A: PVP is allowed, but griefing is not. Builds can be protected using FTB chunks.

    Q: What is the age range of the playerbase?

    A: Most players are ages 14-25, with a welcoming atmosphere for all ages.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Saiyan Minecraft Server

    Pixel Saiyan Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being the weakest link in your Minecraft server? Well, come join us where even Jiren, the strongest fighter in the universe, got his butt kicked and humiliated! Our players are so skilled, they make Jiren look like a noob with a wooden sword. Join now and show off your epic skills in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. Who needs Ultra Instinct when you have our crazy community of Minecraft warriors? Join now and show Jiren who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrainyRemoteMinecraftSMP

    BrainyRemoteMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about the joy of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your diamond armor? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

    So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living on the edge with us? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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