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Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

aita, Communication, compromise, futurama sleeper, headphone, headphones, Hilarity, Minecraft, relationship issues, sleep accessories, sleep disturbances, sleep mask, sleep preferences, sleep solutions, sleeping aids, sleeping arrangements, sleeping comfort, sleeping habits, sleeping problems, sleeping soundly, sleeping with headphones, white noise

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CreeperFamilyReunion

angry family members, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperFamilyReunion, criminal past, Decision making, discussion, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family property, Guilt, living situation, long move, personal space, right decision, Safety concerns, selfish, sleeping soundly, soul-crushing, Space, Therapist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll experience more family drama than a soap opera marathon.

Picture this: you and your partner inherit a property, only to have family members evicted shortly after. But wait, there’s more! One family member tries to pawn off their criminal adult child on you, causing chaos and conflict. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning your life choices. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and questionable family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets

ai, Artificial Intelligence, basics, BULLETS, cancer care, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, Experts, health service, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hyped, innovation, Magic, magic bullets, medical advancements, medical technology, NHS, novel solutions, patient care, prioritise, Tech, Tipping Point

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	4194

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more magic than a wizard’s hat! Forget about boring old tech and AI, we got cancer care basics on lock! Our health service is at a tipping point, but don’t worry, we got all the “novel solutions” you need. Plus, our experts are so smart they can turn a block of dirt into a diamond in seconds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic begin!

IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternate world, Anime, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy world, isekai, IsekaiCraft, Journey, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, new world, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reincarnation, Server, Shikkaku, Supernatural, tonight, Trapped, Web Novel

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Votes:	8803	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server tonight and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.

So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

YuriCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Anime, Diversity, emotional connection, Fiction, gender, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Literature, love, Manga, Minecraft, personal preference, reading, relationships, romance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, storytelling, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mines Excavated:	4777	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

art, attitude, baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, creativity, drawing, family, Future, gender, hobby, Jealousy, Niece, nieces, Nursery, NurseryCraft, Painting, relationships, sexism, sister, Son, Support

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

RespawnReligion

Afterlife, Beliefs, death, divine justice, Eternity, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Karma, nirvana, Paradise, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Religion, RespawnReligion, resurrection, salvation, Soul, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	128
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyCholesterolBusters

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Cholesterol lowering, clinical trials, Coronary artery disease, CraftyCholesterolBusters, drug therapy, Evolocumab, Healthcare, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, Lipid management, medication, PCSK9 inhibitor, pharmaceutical, research, review, Secondary prevention, Treatment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

Background, birthplace, BlockyWorld, city, Country, culture, geography, heritage, home address, Hometown, Identity, location, Minecraft, Nationality, Origins, place of origin, Region, Residence, Roots, Server, TOWN, Village, where you from

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

2024.., 4chan, activity with Pokemon, advances, desuarchive, FAQ, Gay, Minecraft, open guide, PixelPoke, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, question of the day, Rentry, RP thread, Server, starting guide, Straight.., Trash thread, weirdest shape, Wheel Edition

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8015
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Star Shards Collected:	246
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!

Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server

$11 Billion, billion, boom, dividends, Dividends on War, Economy Boom, Economy Boom Billion, Minecraft, Pocket, Pocket $11 Billion, Riches, Rubles, Russian, Russian Tycoons, Russian Tycoons Boom, Russian Tycoons Dividends, Russian Tycoons Economy, Russian Tycoons Pocket, Server, tycoons, Tycoons Pocket, War Economy, War Economy Boom, War Economy Dividends

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where russian tycoons are pocketing $11 billion dividends on war economy boom! we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode like fireworks on new year’s eve! our players are so rich they build houses out of solid gold blocks and ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs! join us and become a virtual billionaire in our insane virtual world where anything is possible!

CraftyPutin’sRecruitDischargeCraft

Agreement, Alliance, Army, bilateral, cooperation, CraftyPutinsRecruitDischargeCraft, Defense, defense personnel, Diplomacy, discharge, discharge agreement, Indian nationals, Indians, international relations, Military, pm modi, Putin meeting, Recruitment, russia, soldiers, summit

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Votes:	9203	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE RECRUITED BY DA RUSSIAN ARMY!!! PM MODI AND PUTIN MET AND NOW ALL INDIANS CAN JOIN DA ARMY!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH DA RUSSIANS!!! BE A PART OF DIS HISTORIC ALLIANCE AND SHOW DEM MOBS WHO’S BOSS!!! JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND RECRUITS PIGS INSTEAD!!! #MinecraftArmyAlliance #PutinAndModiBesties