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BedWars Minecraft Server

apartment living, arguments, Bedwars, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, compromise in relationships, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in relationships, couple dynamics, Frustration, Minecraft, napping, personal space, quality time, relationship, Server, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping on the couch, Snoring, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6182

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring madness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of arguing with your boyfriend about his constant snoring and couch napping habits. On our server, you can build a virtual bedroom for him to sleep in, far away from your ears.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully watch your favorite show without being interrupted by loud snores. Our server offers the perfect solution to your real-life dilemma – just log on and leave the snoring behind!

So come join us, where you can finally get some peace and quiet without having to go for a walk every time your boyfriend falls asleep on the couch. It’s time to say goodbye to the snoring arguments and hello to a snore-free Minecraft paradise!

HunterCraft Minecraft Server

26 years, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, chapter, die before finished, FANTASY, Hiatus, hunter x hunter 2011, huntercraft, long wait, long-running series, Manga, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, rewatching, Server, SHONEN, Story, togashi, Two Years

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to finish Hunter x Hunter? Join our Minecraft server and take matters into your own hands! With our custom quests and storylines, you can create your own epic adventure and finish it in a fraction of the time it takes Togashi. Plus, rumor has it that Togashi himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get a sneak peek at the ending before anyone else! Join now and show Togashi how it’s done!

PaganParty Minecraft Server

Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	4247
Zombie Dances:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!

WeddingCrasherCraft

aita, bachelor party, bachelorette party, behind the scenes, BIL wedding, Bridesmaid, car loan, ceremony, eloped, Etiquette, family, Friends, high paying job, Kids, living expenses, perturbed, pre wedding festivities, reception, ring bearers, student loans, wedding showers, WeddingCrasherCraft, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

WildAttention Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, attention-grabbing tactics, attention-seeking adventures, attention-seeking antics, attention-seeking escapades, attention-seeking feats, attention-seeking shenanigans, attention-seeking strategies, attention-seeking stunts, bold, crazy, Daring, EXTREME, Minecraft, Outrageous, Server, Wild, WildAttention

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	556315
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Emeralds Found:	8603
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Have you ever tried building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just to impress someone? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a casual Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need more reasons to join? How about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the streets of our virtual city?

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and join a server that’s as bonkers as you are, then come on over and join us. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

Decision making, follow your intuition., gut feeling, inner guidance, inner knowing, inner voice, InstinctsIgnored, instinctual decision making, instinctual knowledge, instinctual response, instinctual understanding, instinctual wisdom, intuition, intuition is key, intuition is powerful, intuition over logic, listen to yourself, SELF AWARENESS, trust your instincts, trusting your gut, trusting yourself, TrustyCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dimension Hops:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	154
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity

FemCraft Minecraft Server

child development, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FemCraft, Feminization, gender acceptance, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Transgender

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	7208	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing being feminized is the landscape! No need to worry about your son turning into a daughter here, unless you count the beautiful flowers blooming everywhere. Explore our server and build your own gender-neutral castle, where you can live out your wildest fantasies without any unwanted makeovers. So why wait? Join now and leave the gender drama behind!

CraftyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, student council, Urban

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7976	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Special Summer Mission where you’ll join the RABBIT SQUAD to solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp. Trust us, it’s shrimply the best!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Grand Assaults like ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with more pixelated fun! And don’t even get us started on the 2x Hards, Bounties, and Commissions – it’s like a virtual gold rush up in here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and dancing villagers. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!