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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2806 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Enchantments Applied: | 179 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4676 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.
plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!
so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!