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Bedrock Parking Co.

bedrock, BEDROOM, Beds, bedtime, comfort, Cozy, dream, Duvet, Furniture, humans, mattress, NAP, Parking, parking spots, pillows, recharge, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, SHEETS, Sleep, snooze

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

join our epic minecraft server where beds are parking spots for humans! yes, you heard that right. no more boring old beds for sleeping, now you can park yourself in them like a car! imagine rolling up to your bed, honking your imaginary horn, and sliding right in like a boss. it’s a whole new level of relaxation, trust us.

but that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the worm on the dance floor.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? that’s right, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, delivering bacon straight to your inventory. it’s like ubereats, but way more magical.

so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride of parking beds, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. you won’t regret it, we promise.

ParentalPurgeMC

annoyance, bedtime, complaining, Conflict, disagreement, disturbance, Early, family trip, Friends, Hotel, Late, LEAVING, lights, noise, ParentalPurgeMC, parents, Quiet, resolution, Sleep, tired, wine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	273110	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2277	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.

So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!

RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server

2×4, accident, Bed.., carelessness, Caution, danger, Floor, forgetful, Forgot, hazard, injury, Minecraft, morning, negligence, Precaution, reminder, rusty nail, RustyNailCraft, Safety, Server, sharp object, Sleep, Wake Up

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that).

InsomniacCraft

bedtime, circadian rhythm, humans, insomnia, InsomniacCraft, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep difficulties in humans, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep science

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got beds dat make u fall asleep INSTANTLY like a sloth on a sugar rush. no more waiting around for ur character to get some shut eye, just plop on dat bed and BAM u out like a light. plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u dream of building giant castles made of cheese. trust me, u wanna be a part of dis wild ride. come join us and sleep like a pro, cuz humans ain’t got nothin’ on us.

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?

Block and Chill

Afterglow, BLOCK, Bonding, Chill, Cuddling, enjoy each other’s company, express love, Intimacy, kiss, LAUGH, listen to music, make plans, MASSAGE, pillow talk, post-coital bliss, Relax, romantic dinner, share secrets, shower together, Sleep, Talk, watch a movie

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1916	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

What do people usually do after making love? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mine for diamonds and build epic castles to celebrate their post-coital bliss! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and blocky romance. Who needs cuddling when you can cuddle up with a creeper and survive the night together? So come on, join our server and let’s make love… to Minecraft!

InsomniacCraft – Dreaming of Better Sleep

brain imaging, brain scans, dreaming, insomnia, insomnia research, insomnia subtypes, insomnia treatment, InsomniacCraft, neurological disorders, personalized medicine, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep disorders treatment, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep medicine, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep studies, sleep therapy, subtypes of insomnia, tailored treatment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

dis server is like a brain scan for ur minecraft experience, u wil discover five subtypes of insomnia but in a good way. u can customize ur sleep experience and get tailor made treatment for ur virtual dreams. join now and sleep like a blocky baby, only on dis server.

Aurora: Where we mine diamonds and tell dad jokes – join our server now!

Adventure, armor stands, aurora, Bluemap, Community, dad, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, endermen, Fabric, Heads, imagination, Join, jokes, mini blocks, mobs, multiplayer, Server, shulker, Sleep, smp, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla, wandering traders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Void Gems Collected:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Star Shards Collected:	92	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	866343
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	Dedicated
Features	Datapacks, Bluemap, Terralith, Tectonic

Overview:

Welcome to Aurora SMP, a multiplayer Minecraft server where creativity and community thrive. Join us in our season 3 world and immerse yourself in a world of imagination and adventure. Make friends, build epic structures, and explore a vast and engaging world!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To request to join our server, please add TaintedPixels on Discord.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Fabric 1.21.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we have various datapacks and addons including custom drops, Bluemap, Terralith, and Tectonic.
Is the server community-driven?	Yes, we have a warm and welcoming community where players can collaborate and build together.
Can I watch the server trailer?	Yes, you can view our trailer here: Trailer

8HourWorkMinecraftServer

8HourWorkMinecraftServer, alarm clock, Burnout, career, early morning, exhaustion, grind, hustle, Job, long hours, responsibilities, Routine, Sleep, stress, tired, wage slave, work, work ethic, work week, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of being a boring old wage slave in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual warrior, building epic structures and battling dragons instead of battling spreadsheets. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and slaying creepers all night long? Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Join now and live your best virtual life!

AloneCraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, AloneCraft, burnt out, Caregiver, Eat, family, Guilt, Guilty, hotel stay, jacuzzi tub, me time, mental health, Minecraft, recharge, Relaxation, room service, self love, self-care, Server, Sleep, Soak, stress relief, TV

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else and never having time for yourself? Do you dream of a day where the only person you have to worry about is YOU? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to take care of is your virtual self!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with a jacuzzi tub, a king size bed, and room service that delivers virtual food straight to your door. Sleep in as long as you want, soak in the virtual tub until you’re pruny, and binge-watch your favorite shows on our virtual TV. No guilt trip from your family, just pure relaxation and fun!

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and give yourself the break you deserve. Who needs a fancy hotel when you can have all this and more in the virtual world? Don’t be an AITA, treat yourself to 24 hours of self-care and fun on our server!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

British, ceremony, controversy, decision, diplomatic concerns, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic implications, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic tensions, envoy, exclusion, foreign affairs, historical events, international politics, invites, Israel, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nukecraft, Worried

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	539
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	9580	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

#sustainability, action, ambitious action, chemical regulations, circular economy, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental policy, global plastic treaty, marine pollution, plastic chemicals, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution prevention, recycling, science-based recommendations, Sustainable development, Time, toxic chemicals, waste management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

blissful, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, exuberant, Grateful, Happiness, Happy, HappyHero, Hero, joy, jubilant, Minecraft, Optimistic, overjoyed., pleased, Positive, Server, thankful, Thrilled, upbeat

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!