sleep safety Minecraft Servers

Sleep Safety

  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

    Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nap Time PvP Land

    Nap Time PvP Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where u gotta spend 6-8 hours a day paranoid as heck cuz u never know if someone’s gonna sneak up on u and stab u while u nap. it’s like survival of the fittest but with a twist – the toughest dude in the world is a total wimp if u catch him off guard. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. plus, we have llamas that can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. yeah, u heard that right. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and show everyone who’s boss.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBunkersMC

    BabyBunkersMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “don’t let ur baby sleep in ur bed cuz it’ll mess them up emotionally”? well guess what, turns out that’s a load of baloney! our minecraft server is all about defying the norm and breaking stereotypes, just like how letting ur baby sleep with u won’t turn them into a psycho killer or something.

    join our server for a wild time where u can build ur own virtual crib and invite all ur virtual baby friends to come hang out with u. who needs therapy when u can just snuggle up with ur blocky baby and mine for diamonds all night long? plus, we have a special event where u can dress up ur baby in cute little pixelated outfits and have a fashion show to see who has the flyest baby on the block.

    so come on down to our server and prove all those haters wrong. let ur baby sleep in ur bed and show the world that u don’t play by the rules. cuz at the end of the day, all that matters is that ur baby is happy and u have a kick-ass time playing minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

    Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

    RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

    And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

    So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

    CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cable Chaos Craft

    Cable Chaos Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

    But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Magical Ma-Fi Culture

    Magical Ma-Fi Culture

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

    oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

    so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

    LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Near Vanilla

    Near Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    Near Vanilla Server Overview

    IP play.nearvanilla.com
    Website https://nearvanilla.com
    Server Guide Our Notion Page
    Map https://map.nearvanilla.com
    Season 5 Recap Video https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
    Screenshots https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

    Requirements:

      • 18+ only
      • Mature and Respectful

    Zero Tolerance Policy:

    No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

    The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

      • Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
      • WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
      • Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
      • Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
      • A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

    To apply through Discord, click the link here.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
    Are there age restrictions to join the server? Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
    Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP