but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop enchanted golden apples when you pet them! ride them into battle and conquer the land with your sparkly steed!
and if that’s not enough, our server also has a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox! join the party and show off your best dance moves while fighting off the undead!
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun at xxx.ClocksWithChimes.xxx and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.
On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.
So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!
Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, we have therapy llamas roaming around to help you destress after a long day of mining and building.
And don’t worry about getting bullied for sleeping with a doll here – our community is full of compassionate players who will support you and your son no matter what. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, dolls and all!
Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?
Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!
Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?
Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.
Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual flat share with strangers who want to move in their mysterious friend without even knowing his last name. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with random players who may or may not pay their rent on time?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward conversations and passive-aggressive messages in our private chat feature. Will you be able to handle the drama without blowing up like a TNT block?
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to deal with roommate shenanigans and unexpected guests. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and drama!
Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.
Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!
Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY
Website: https://alathra.com/
| Custom Fishing | Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch. |
| Towny | Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit! |
| Lore, RP & Worldbuilding | One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story. |
| Custom World | The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks. |
| Custom Plugins | Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more. |
| Question | Answer |
| How do I join Alathra? | To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring! |
| Can I create my own town or city? | Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement. |
| Is there a roleplay aspect to the server? | Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world. |
| Are there custom features on Alathra? | Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience. |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!
So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.
But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!
Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!