WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THERE’S A CREEPER ARMY GUARDING IT!
OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CAFFEINE FOUNTAIN THAT MAKES U BUILD FASTER AND JUMP HIGHER? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT BY THE CREEPER ARMY, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE. LOL!
if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane adventures. like, one time, we had a giant llama stampede that took out half the village. it was wild, man. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution. good times, good times.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as colombia’s petro, then this is the place for you. just remember, no US planes allowed.
our server is so lit, even brazil is slamming the US for not being as cool as us. join now and be part of the chaos, where anything can happen, from building a giant statue of a deportee to starting a riot in the virtual streets.
we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again!
| Type | Survival Multiplayer (SMP) |
|---|---|
| Compatibility | Java & Bedrock |
| Server Version | Updated with Minecraft updates |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the aim of the server? | The aim is to provide a fun and laidback environment for players to enjoy after a long day, with events, community building, and a welcoming atmosphere. |
| What platforms does the server support? | Both Java and Bedrock platforms are welcome on the server to promote community interaction and fun. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, there are ongoing and upcoming events such as building contests, PvE challenges, parkour courses, hide and seek, and more. Players can earn rewards for participating. |
| How can I join the server? | To join, you need to apply on the Discord server with a whitelisting process to ensure security and prevent raiding. Visit the Discord link provided to apply. |
| Are there any perks for supporting the server? | Players who support the server through server boosting on Discord receive monthly boxes with in-game goodies as a thank you for their support. |
| How often is the server version updated? | The server is updated with the latest Minecraft updates, including Geyser for Bedrock players, to provide the most current gameplay experience. |
Apply today on our Discord server to be part of the fun and enjoy your stay!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, Matsuro Meru, and Kirihime Ria – the accursed king of the rrats! Plus, Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell! And don’t forget about Miori Celesta, your freaky deaky beertuber and new girlfriend!
Join our server for a chance to interact with the likes of Orla Gan Ceann, the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, and Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town! And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Tetsuya Kazune, the insomniac head popper and music dork, and Chikafuji Lisa, the giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today! It’s gonna be a wild ride filled with chaos, tomboyish firestarters, and the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger! Let’s goooooo!
Join us and escape to a world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will never tell you to “watch your mouth” or threaten to tell you what they really think of you.
Don’t let your real-life drama bring you down, come play on our server and experience the joy of being in a supportive and loving community. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for standing up for yourself!
Imagine a world where creepers are your only concern, where building epic structures is your only goal, and where the only relationship you need is with your diamond pickaxe.
Join us and escape the drama of real life, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be worried about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your massive underground base.
So what are you waiting for? Leave all that relationship nonsense behind and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all about dating and sex!