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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3262 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
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