come join our epic minecraft server where the only way to get a good night’s sleep is by running around like a maniac or just sitting on your virtual butt all day long! forget about sleeping pills, just hop on our server and start sprinting in circles or park your character on a virtual couch for hours on end. who knew that virtual exercise or virtual laziness could affect your virtual sleep so much? join us now and experience the most bizarre sleep study ever conducted in the world of minecraft!
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ZombieCraft Insomnia Relief
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Tech Sleep vs. Rhythm Craft
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE technology that will give you the BEST SLEEP of your life! our industrial society will make sure you sleep longer and more efficiently than ever before! forget about those non-industrial losers with their lame circadian rhythms, we got the tech to make you sleep like a BOSS! join now and experience the wonders of technology on our server, you won’t regret it! #SleepLikeABoss #TechSocietyFTW #CircadianRhythmsWho
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Happy Sleep Wearables
lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.
So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?
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LoneSleepGamer – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of sharing a bed with your noisy pet pig in Minecraft? Join our SMP where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any snoring animals hogging the covers! Our server is so peaceful, you’ll drift off into dreamland faster than you can say “creepers are my alarm clock.” Plus, rumor has it that sleeping alone in our SMP gives you superpowers like the ability to fly in your dreams and summon a herd of sheep to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us and sleep like a Minecraft king (or queen) tonight!
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Brain Reset Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!
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NapCraft: Sleepy Minds Server
lol join dis epic minecraft server if u want ur brain to be big and not small like a pea!!! we got crazy builds dat will make u go WOAH and mobs dat will make u go AHHHHH!!! sleep less than 6h or more than 8h? ur brain gonna be like mush. but sleep 7h and take a nap less than 30min? ur brain gonna be like a SUPER COMPUTER!!! join now for brain power like u never seen before!!! #bigbrainenergy #minecraftmadness
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InsomniacCraft
join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got beds dat make u fall asleep INSTANTLY like a sloth on a sugar rush. no more waiting around for ur character to get some shut eye, just plop on dat bed and BAM u out like a light. plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u dream of building giant castles made of cheese. trust me, u wanna be a part of dis wild ride. come join us and sleep like a pro, cuz humans ain’t got nothin’ on us.
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InsomniacCraft – Dreaming of Better Sleep
dis server is like a brain scan for ur minecraft experience, u wil discover five subtypes of insomnia but in a good way. u can customize ur sleep experience and get tailor made treatment for ur virtual dreams. join now and sleep like a blocky baby, only on dis server.
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NoRestNoStressMC
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.
so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!
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NightlyCraft: Sleepytime Shenanigans
come join our minecraft server where we promise you will have the best sleep of your life after playing! our rigorous exercise in the game will tire you out so much that you will pass out as soon as you hit the hay! forget counting sheep, just count the blocks you mine in our server for a guaranteed good night’s rest! researchers have found that our short bursts of light activity in the game can lead to the best sleep you’ve ever had! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to insomnia forever!