SleepyCraft SMP

bedtime routine, bedtime snack, blanket, calmness, comfort, Comfortable mattress, cozy bed, Darkness, essential oil, meditation, peaceful environment, Pillow, Relaxation, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, SleepyCraft, smp, soothing music, stress relief, white noise, wind down

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, bro, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on some epic shenanigans, man. We got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato, like what even is that? And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, it’s wild, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Friday night where we all wear chicken costumes and dance to techno music. It’s like a rave, but with more feathers, you feel me?

And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we have. It’s intense, bro. Like, these llamas are faster than lightning, I swear. And the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like the Olympics, but with more spitting.

So, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP server and be part of the madness, hit me up, bro. We’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of slime. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

ZzzCraft Dreamland

bedtime routine, bedtime snack, calming techniques, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Dreamland, falling asleep, herbal tea, lavender essential oil, limiting screen time, meditation, mindfulness, progressive muscle relaxation, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aid, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, soothing music, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you dozing off in no time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your insomnia. Plus, rumor has it that the sheep on our server are actually hypnotists in disguise, so you’ll be out like a light in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights!

ZzzCraft SMP: Sheep Counting!

bedtime routine, calming activities, Comfortable bedding, Counting, Deep Breathing, essential oils, herbal tea, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, Sheep, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleeplessness, smp, soothing music, stress relief, warm milk, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	518	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Our server is so lit that even insomniacs can’t resist falling asleep after just a few minutes of playing. Join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, because our virtual world is so exciting that it will knock you out faster than a sleeping potion brewed by a witch! So come on, join us and experience the most epic sleep aid you’ve ever encountered in your life!

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Votes:	2609	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

aita, Communication, compromise, futurama sleeper, headphone, headphones, Hilarity, Minecraft, relationship issues, sleep accessories, sleep disturbances, sleep mask, sleep preferences, sleep solutions, sleeping aids, sleeping arrangements, sleeping comfort, sleeping habits, sleeping problems, sleeping soundly, sleeping with headphones, white noise

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

budgeting, consumerism, CraftyCash, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial wellness, impulse buying, lifestyle choices, Luxury items, material possessions, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, shopping addiction, smp, spend, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, Wisely

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Animals Bred:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

HolidayNomzCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Assassination, blast, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Hamas, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevengeMC, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, security threats, terror chief, turkey, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	62	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Villages Defended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8342	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, Chronic treatment, clinical trial, drug therapy, Event-free survival, Extended survival, Finerenone, Finerenones, Haven, health outcomes, Heart, Heart failure, Long-term therapy, long-term treatment, medical study, Mildly reduced ejection fraction, Mineralocorticoid receptor antagonist, Nonsteroidal, patient care, Preserved ejection fraction, research, study

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Explore, family, Fight, free, Fun, Gamers, Growing, Join, Looting, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Server, SquatchCraft, squatches, Survival, Trees

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	7456	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

account suspended, advertisingbux, Celebrities, cool photos, I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie, instagram, liking pics, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, Normie, photos, sharing, smp, sponsored products, suspicious activity, Traveling, Zuckerberg

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

BlockyBoobOpinions

aita, attractive, back pain, BlockyBoobOpinions, Body, breast reduction, clear answer, comfort, consideration, decision, definitive answer, discomfort, doubt, Happiness, love, opinion, self-conscious, Support, surgery, Wife

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Dragon Eggs Found:	2951
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Items Found:	3804	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	1824	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	164
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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