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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1118 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Enchantments Applied: | 289 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 4079 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!
Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?