– Stay up late mining for diamonds, because who needs sleep when you have shiny rocks? – Stare at screens all night long while building your epic castle, because who needs melatonin when you have virtual blocks? – Do intense parkour jumps in-game for your nightly exercise, because who needs stretching when you can jump around like a maniac? – Read in-game books for relaxation, because who needs real books when you can read enchantment tables? – Drink all the virtual water you want, because who needs to worry about waking up to pee when you can just respawn?
Join now and sleep like a Minecraft pro!
Join us and discover the secret to becoming healthier in Minecraft! Forget eating golden apples or brewing potions, on our server, the key to health is building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Trust us, the more absurd your creations, the healthier you’ll feel. It’s like a virtual kale smoothie for your soul.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to Minecraft wellness. Who knew that pixelated blocks could be the key to a healthier you?
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Friday night where we all wear chicken costumes and dance to techno music. It’s like a rave, but with more feathers, you feel me?
And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we have. It’s intense, bro. Like, these llamas are faster than lightning, I swear. And the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like the Olympics, but with more spitting.
So, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP server and be part of the madness, hit me up, bro. We’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of slime. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.
All Core Game Modes Planned! (Currently: Survival) Survival Mode Highlights: Factories, Auction House, Levels, Jobs, Quests, Skills, Cosmetics, Warps, Teams, Kits, and Crates. 5 Unique Crates – Earnable & premium crates with powerful rewards. Subscription System – Unlock perks across ALL game modes. Seasonal Events & Special Crates – Limited-time content and rewards. Custom Player Homes – Personalize your in-game space. Achievements & Trophies – Earn rewards for completing goals. Enhanced Social Features – More team & friend options. Factions Mode – Large-scale warfare, economies, and leaderboards. Skyblock Mode – Island building, economy, and challenges. Prisons Mode – Custom mines, prestige ranks, bots, and economy. Random Events – Dynamic surprises across all game modes. Cross-Game Rewards – Earn prizes across multiple modes. PvP Tournaments – Compete for top ranks and rewards. Global Leaderboards – Track progress across all game modes.
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| Description | Join a Minecraft smp where you represent a country by becoming the president or a citizen. Battle and trade with other nations. |
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| Discord | Join Discord Here |
To join the server, first join the Discord linked above. From there, you will receive instructions on how to join the server.
Yes! You can become the president of your own country or join an ongoing country as a citizen.
You can participate in battles between nations, trade with other countries, build your nation, and engage in diplomacy.
Why should you join? Well, if you’re tired of shilling your 999 CCV oshi, then this is the place for you. We only accept 4 views or higher, so no small fry allowed here!
Check out our live /BIG/s, create word clouds with our special creator, and admire our /BIG/ logo that’s as epic as a diamond sword.
Plus, we’ve got vod channels, ferrets (yes, ferrets!), and other useful threads that will make you question reality in the best way possible. So join now and let’s mine and craft our way to vtuber greatness!
But here’s the kicker – when you refuse to cater to her bizarre requests, she goes off on you, calling you a “brokie” (whatever that means in Minecraft language). Like, excuse me, I’m just here to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons, not be your cigarette delivery service.
So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected encounters and drama that even soap operas would envy, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Just remember to bring your own virtual cigarettes, because we don’t cater to entitled players here.
fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.
don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!