– Stay up late mining for diamonds, because who needs sleep when you have shiny rocks? – Stare at screens all night long while building your epic castle, because who needs melatonin when you have virtual blocks? – Do intense parkour jumps in-game for your nightly exercise, because who needs stretching when you can jump around like a maniac? – Read in-game books for relaxation, because who needs real books when you can read enchantment tables? – Drink all the virtual water you want, because who needs to worry about waking up to pee when you can just respawn?
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