but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop enchanted golden apples when you pet them! ride them into battle and conquer the land with your sparkly steed!
and if that’s not enough, our server also has a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox! join the party and show off your best dance moves while fighting off the undead!
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun at xxx.ClocksWithChimes.xxx and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
First off, let’s talk about our legendary sleep method. Forget counting sheep, we count Endermen! You look at one, and BOOM, you instantly fall asleep because you realize your life has been one big creeper explosion! 💥 Instead of pillows, we’ve got beds made out of diamond blocks – yes, the same diamonds you might be hoarding like some greedy goblin! You’ll be dreaming in 4K chunks while your friends are stuck in 8-bit limbo.
So, what’s crazy cool about our SMP? Well, just last week, Dave, the guy with 6 pet llamas (don’t even ask), claimed he found a secret fortress made entirely of tacos! 🌮 Yes, TACO FORTRESS! Turns out it’s run by a rogue faction of ninja villagers who throw enchanted guacamole bombs. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will!
And OMG, we have events! Like, epic events that literally went viral in another dimension. Last week, we had the Great Pig Race of 2022, where players mounted pigs and rode them off cliffs for glory and obsidian prizes. 🐷💨 Let’s just say, 3 players lost their eyebrows, but it was worth it for the aesthetic!
You wanna know about the drama? Our server has it ALL! There’s a rivalry between Team Creeper and Team Aesthetically-Pleasing-Block-Style (they just build, like, really nice houses, and no one likes them. 😂). And you won’t believe it, but Carl just tried to open a portal to the Nether for some “peace talks” and ended up in a lava pit instead! Classic Carl, am I right?
Every morning, we gather to sing our battle hymn, “The Minecart Rhapsody” (it’s like Bohemian Rhapsody but with more minecarts and less sense). So yeah, if you wanna experience total chaos, pixelated tacos, llama therapy, and a world where doing the Macarena in front of a zombie horde is considered a valid strategy, you NEED to join this SMP.
So, what’s your go-to sleep method? Because if you join us, your new method will be sleeping at the bottom of a ravine after a night of absolute insanity! 🤪⛏️ Sign up now, and let’s get weird!
One time, I stayed up for 72 hours straight on this server because I heard there was a rare diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs. I was so delirious from lack of sleep that I started hallucinating and thought I was actually in the game. I tried to ride a real-life pig around my house thinking it would fly like in Minecraft.
But seriously, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re trying to communicate with us through pixel art. It’s like a conspiracy theory mixed with a virtual reality experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world. It’s lit, fam.
Our server is home to a community of players who have all sworn off bed-making in favor of epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans. Imagine a world where your bed magically fluffs itself up every morning, leaving you free to explore dungeons, tame wild animals, and prank your friends with exploding chickens.
So if you’re tired of adulting and ready to embrace a life of bed-making rebellion, join us on our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs a perfectly made bed when you can have a perfectly ridiculous time instead?
But wait, there’s more. Our spawn area is actually a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. And every full moon, a giant taco truck spawns in the sky and rains down tacos for everyone to eat. It’s like a fiesta, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that the server is haunted by ghost chickens who steal your diamonds and leave behind feathers as a calling card? It’s wild, man. But don’t worry, we have a team of psychic pandas who can communicate with the spirits and help you get your loot back.
So, if you want to join the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total vibe, bro.
So, like, this server is run by this super cool dude who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ carrot! And he’s always throwing these crazy events where we have to battle giant chickens or race pigs across lava lakes. It’s wild, man.
And the community is just amazing, like a big dysfunctional family. We have this one guy who only communicates in meows and another who builds nothing but giant statues of potatoes. It’s a riot, I tell ya.
So, if you wanna escape reality for a bit and just have a blast with some wacky peeps, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’ll get ya when you least expect it!
Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs through the sky to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its magical healing properties. Players have reported feeling more energized and focused after just one hour of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
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mc.pvp.lv
94.143.46.34
Try your luck at becoming a KING! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, CITIZEN SHOPS, TOWNS, EVENTS and a GREAT COMMUNITY!
KotR is a new server looking for long-time players to make it their home.
Our goal is to grow into a strong community and create a future that we’re sure you’ll love!
Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi! Plugins installed on server: Towny, Citizens, Multiverse, McMMO, PheonixCrates, ProCosmetics
play.kotrmc.com
Hello! I run a small modded Minecraft Origins survival server. we have about 10 active players who are always ready to roleplay or just fool around. join our discord and hop on
104.238.210.56:25680
HARD PVP, CHEAP DONATIONS
d1.minely.pro:25682
To join us, you must download CurseForge, then the latest version of the “ATM8” modpack, version 1.0.10, make no mistake, check the version installed on CurseForge, the link: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft /modpacks/all-the-mods-8
Server address: 135.125.117.22:25566 or tekcity.mine.fun
On the server, the quests are translated into French, certain plugins are installed on the server side to offer you a quality shop!
Many constructions are still to come! Do not hesitate !
We are excited to welcome you to the Minecraft ATM8 server and we hope you have a great time with us.
*Note: (Any help for the server is welcome, you can apply to be a moderator, make a donation on our site to support the server, or simply a nice build, it doesn’t cost much ^.^)
Our website: tekcity.fr
135.125.117.22:25566
hardcore Minecraft survival don’t die there’s a way to be revived if you do die it takes a totem and some blocks you will figure it out if you hack/x-ray If you’re caught you will get banned discord is for something else feel free to join If u do see anyone hacking or x-raying say the server ip – 89.35.49.38:25648
Hardcore_Survival_MC.playmc.at:25648
NikCraft is a vulture server with no paid donation and with adequate administration, we have a battle pass, quests, a bunch of plugins, cool spawn design, donate cases, cases with rubles, donate resis but it doesn’t bother you GO TO OUR NikCraft SERVER!!! He’s waiting for you!!!!
135.181.126.138:25571
・So you are wondering who are we?
・We are Project Atlas and we came to you with a new server full of surprises and a lot of new events.
・We are offering to join us and experience a big variety of game modes that only we can serve you.
・Join To Server To Start Exploring. =================================== Java IP: mc.projectatlas.club Discord: discord.projectatlas.club Store: https://store.projectatlas.club/
mc.projectatlas.club
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