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  • Chime Time – Noisy Nights

    Chime Time – Noisy Nights
    join our epic minecraft server where the clocks have gone MAD and they chime LOUDER than a creeper explosion! imagine trying to mine for diamonds while the clocks are going BONG BONG BONG in your ear! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the BEST server you’ll ever play on!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop enchanted golden apples when you pet them! ride them into battle and conquer the land with your sparkly steed!

    and if that’s not enough, our server also has a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox! join the party and show off your best dance moves while fighting off the undead!

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun at xxx.ClocksWithChimes.xxx and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

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  • YoniPotDisasterCraft

    YoniPotDisasterCraft
    Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your roommate’s wild escapades? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where beds don’t creak and pots are used for cooking, not vaginal steaming!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of it shaking from the intensity of your roommate’s love making. And rest assured, no one will ever use your precious cooking pots for anything other than making delicious virtual meals.

    So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build, explore, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted interruptions. Trust us, you deserve a peaceful Minecraft experience after dealing with such outrageous roommates in real life.

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  • WatchRageCraft

    WatchRageCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a reason to join? Well, how about this – our server is so epic, it can cure the flu! Yes, that’s right, just by logging on and playing, you and your kids will be on the mend in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find lost watches with just a click of a mouse. No need to wake up your spouse at ungodly hours, just hop on and start your quest for the missing timepiece. And if your spouse does happen to wake you up for a watch-finding mission, don’t worry – we have a special “Watch Hunt” mini-game where you can practice your searching skills without any real-life consequences.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be losing sleep over is how much fun you’re having! Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

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  • SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

    SleepyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

    On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

    Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

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  • BedroomBanishmentCraft

    BedroomBanishmentCraft
    Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

    Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

    Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

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  • Blocky Therapist’s Office

    Blocky Therapist’s Office
    come join our minecraft server if you want to forget all about your mental health problems and dive into a world of blocky fun! our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring old couches.

    imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.

    so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.

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  • MidnightMinecraftMingle

    MidnightMinecraftMingle
    so, liek, u know that feeling when ur SO is all liek “we need to talk” and ur liek oh no, what did i do now? well, imagine if they did that in the middle of the night, waking u up from a sound sleep. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this minecraft server.

    but don’t worry, it’s not all drama and heartache. we’ve got epic adventures and crazy builds that will blow ur mind. u can team up with other players to take on giant mobs or build a castle that reaches the sky. the possibilities are endless, just like the drama in ur love life.

    join us on this server and u’ll never have a dull moment. who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting dragons with ur friends? so come on, what are u waiting for? ur SO can wait, but this server can’t. let’s do this!

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  • SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

    SnoreCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

    Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

    Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

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  • SwitchCraft: Neighbor Stereo

    SwitchCraft: Neighbor Stereo
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. So, like, imagine this, right? You log on to the server and BAM! Your character is wearing a chicken suit and is riding a pig with a sombrero. And then, outta nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party up in here, yo!

    But wait, there’s more! Every time you mine a block, a chorus of llamas starts singing “Despacito” in perfect harmony. And when you build a house, a squad of pandas shows up to help you decorate with disco balls and lava lamps. It’s lit, my dude!

    Oh, and get this, the mobs on this server are straight up wildin’. Creepers wear top hats and monocles, skeletons do the Macarena before shooting arrows at you, and zombies drop loot bags filled with glitter and unicorn farts. It’s a whole new level of insanity, bro!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the most bonkers, wackadoodle, off-the-wall gameplay you’ve ever seen. And remember, on this server, the light-switch in your bedroom is wired to your neighbor’s stereo. Don’t ask how, just embrace the chaos, dude!

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  • SleeplessCraft

    SleeplessCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where staying up until 4 am is not only encouraged, but required! Join us for late-night gaming sessions filled with “click, click, click”, flashing lights, and tippy tappy sounds that will keep you wide awake until the sun comes up.

    Are you tired of boring sleep schedules and responsible adulting? Then this server is perfect for you! Our players never sleep, because who needs rest when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures all night long?

    Join now and experience the thrill of sacrificing your sleep for the ultimate gaming experience. Who needs a well-rested partner when you can have a blocky adventure that never ends? Don’t worry about work the next day, just keep clicking away and let the bright lights guide you to victory!

    So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of late-night gaming. Who needs sleep when you can have endless fun in the world of Minecraft? Let’s tippy tappy our way to gaming glory!

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