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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1785 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
We’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and unicorns that fart rainbows. And let’s not forget about the dancing creepers who break it down to dubstep music. It’s a total rave in here, bro!
Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a diamond, a magical fairy grants you three wishes? Yeah, it’s like a freakin’ genie in a bottle up in here!
So come on and join the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just watch out for those sneaky bacteria trying to pull a fast one on you while you catch some Z’s. It’s a wild ride, my friend!