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  • Sleepy Builds Minecraft SMP

    Sleepy Builds Minecraft SMP

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    🎮✨ Yo, listen up, all you block-headed builders and pixelated pioneers! We’ve got a Minecraft SMP that’s gonna blow your mind! 🚀 Seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well take a dirt block and try to sleep on it!

    First off, let’s talk about our legendary sleep method. Forget counting sheep, we count Endermen! You look at one, and BOOM, you instantly fall asleep because you realize your life has been one big creeper explosion! 💥 Instead of pillows, we’ve got beds made out of diamond blocks – yes, the same diamonds you might be hoarding like some greedy goblin! You’ll be dreaming in 4K chunks while your friends are stuck in 8-bit limbo.

    So, what’s crazy cool about our SMP? Well, just last week, Dave, the guy with 6 pet llamas (don’t even ask), claimed he found a secret fortress made entirely of tacos! 🌮 Yes, TACO FORTRESS! Turns out it’s run by a rogue faction of ninja villagers who throw enchanted guacamole bombs. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will!

    And OMG, we have events! Like, epic events that literally went viral in another dimension. Last week, we had the Great Pig Race of 2022, where players mounted pigs and rode them off cliffs for glory and obsidian prizes. 🐷💨 Let’s just say, 3 players lost their eyebrows, but it was worth it for the aesthetic!

    You wanna know about the drama? Our server has it ALL! There’s a rivalry between Team Creeper and Team Aesthetically-Pleasing-Block-Style (they just build, like, really nice houses, and no one likes them. 😂). And you won’t believe it, but Carl just tried to open a portal to the Nether for some “peace talks” and ended up in a lava pit instead! Classic Carl, am I right?

    Every morning, we gather to sing our battle hymn, “The Minecart Rhapsody” (it’s like Bohemian Rhapsody but with more minecarts and less sense). So yeah, if you wanna experience total chaos, pixelated tacos, llama therapy, and a world where doing the Macarena in front of a zombie horde is considered a valid strategy, you NEED to join this SMP.

    So, what’s your go-to sleep method? Because if you join us, your new method will be sleeping at the bottom of a ravine after a night of absolute insanity! 🤪⛏️ Sign up now, and let’s get weird!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ZzzCraft – Insomniac Edition

    ZzzCraft – Insomniac Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sound of creepers exploding lull you into dreamland! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll be snoozing in no time – just watch out for those pesky zombies trying to wake you up with their moaning! Join now for the best sleep of your life – guaranteed or your diamonds back!

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  • Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

    Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Nightshade SMP
    Whitelist Yes, 18 plus
    Community Focus Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
    Server Features No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
    Server Plugins Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
    Server Settings CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
    Server Info Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

    What are the server features?

    The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

    What plugins does the server use?

    Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

    What are the server settings?

    The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

    Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

    Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

    How can I report griefing on the server?

    You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.

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  • CraftySocials Minecraft Server

    CraftySocials Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

    So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

    FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

    But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

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  • WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

    WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

    We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

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  • ArtisticFamDiscount

    ArtisticFamDiscount

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

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  • InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

    InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

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    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RespawnRapture

    RespawnRapture

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

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  • GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

    GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

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    come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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