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FitCraft: Cancer Slayer

Cancer, cancer patients, cancer research, combination, digestive cancer, Disease, Exercise, FitCraft, good physical fitness, halve the risk, health benefits, Long-term Survival, lower risk, lung cancer, mortality rate, Muscular strength, oncology, Physical fitness, risk of death, slayer, stage 3 cancer, Stage 4 Cancer, strength and fitness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that don’t give you any real benefits? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! Join us and get ready to flex those muscles and get fit, cuz apparently that’s gonna help you survive cancer or something.

We’ve got a special potion that will make you super buff and give you the strength of a thousand creepers. And if you’re fit enough, you’ll be practically invincible! Take that, cancer!

So come on down to our server and start pumping iron while you mine for diamonds. Who knew getting swole could save your life? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to kick cancer’s butt with your muscles!

Oyster Blood Superbug Slayer

antibiotic efficacy, antibiotics, antimicrobial, antimicrobial proteins, Bacteria, bacteria infections, Blood, drug resistance, drug-resistant, efficacy, hemolymph, INFECTIONS, new, Oyster, oyster hemolymph, proteins, research, slayer, species, Superbug, superbugs, superbugs research

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do ya wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya why you gotta join dis server right now!

So get this, our server is so dope that even oysters are getting in on the action. That’s right, oysters be droppin’ some sick beats with their “blood” that can take down drug-resistant superbugs like it’s nothin’. Imagine rollin’ up to a battle with a squad of oysters by your side, ain’t nobody gonna mess with you!

But wait, there’s more! These oyster homies ain’t just good for fightin’ off infections, they can also boost the power of antibiotics like nobody’s business. So not only will you be kickin’ butt and takin’ names in the Minecraft world, but you’ll also be doin’ some serious science stuff too.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server now and become the ultimate oyster warrior! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	54	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	3405	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	165
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

Slaying Dragons Minecraft Server

#Swordsmanship, Adventure, Does no extra damage to dragons, Dragon.., dragons, Dragonslayer, Dragonslayer’s Sword, dungeons and dragons, Epic, FANTASY, Fiction, Legendary, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, Mythical, Quest, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, slayer, slaying, sword, weapon

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7351
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of those pesky dragons wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further! Join our server and wield the Dragonslayer’s Sword, which ironically does no extra damage to dragons. But hey, at least you’ll look cool swinging it around, right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the pieces of the Dragonslayer’s Armor, you’ll gain the ability to breathe fire like a dragon yourself. So come join us and embark on a ridiculous quest filled with laughter, adventure, and probably a few accidental deaths along the way.

The Zombie Slayer Minecraft SMP

action, Challenges, Characters, controls, criticism, Difficulty, DISAPPOINTING, enemies, frustrating, gameplay, Horror, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, resident evil, review, slayer, smp, Storyline, SUCKS, Survival, Thread, video game, zombie

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7385	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	3604
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring SMPs where the gameplay is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, do business deals with zombies, and try not to get scammed by skeletons. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Goblin Slayer: Year One – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, catbox, Chapter 112, cubari, dark fantasy, FANTASY, Goblin, goblin slayer, Goblins, imgur, Manga, manga chapter, manga download, manga online, manga reading ahead, Manga spoilers, manga updates, manga zip file, Minecraft, Server, slayer, year, Year One

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	183	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Explore a world where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who finds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Frontier, Game platform, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Password, Pingsdex, Room code, slayer, smp, society, Steam Deck, Sunbreak, vg play

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	126	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with monster hunting, armor set searches, and insane weapon trailers that will blow your mind!

Imagine facing off against giant monsters in the world of Minecraft, using your skills to take them down and collect rare loot. Our server is so wild, it’s like a crossover between Monster Hunter and Minecraft, where anything is possible!

But that’s not all, we also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, as well as databases to help you on your monster hunting journey. And if you’re wondering where /vg/ plays, look no further because we’ve got all the info you need to jump into the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where the monsters are big, the loot is epic, and the adventures are endless! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate monster hunter of the server and earn bragging rights among your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the monster hunting begin!

Kratos Slayer Minecraft Server

Antagonist, battle, challenge, Combat, Defeat, epic fight, god of war, Kratos, Legendary, Minecraft, Mythological, Mythos, power, Protagonist, Redemption, Revenge, Server, slayer, spartan, strength, ultimate showdown, Vengeance, video game, warrior

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can battle it out with Kratos himself! That’s right, the legendary God of War is roaming around our world, waiting for a worthy opponent to take him down. Will you be the one to claim victory and earn the title of Kratos Slayer? Join now and test your skills against the ultimate boss battle!

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

Anime, Character development, Climax, code geass, Conclusion, death, emotional, fan favorite, great ending, Impact, killing, memorable, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, series, Server, Shocking.., slayer, Story, unexpected

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	957428

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cheat Slayer Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Characters, Cheat, Cheat Slayer, comedy, controversial, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, hate, hilarious, internet, japanese, Manga, meme, Minecraft, Otaku, Parody, Plot, series, Server, slayer

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts will challenge you to a game of hide and seek. Just be careful not to get spooked!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you’re not laughing, you’re not playing on our server!

FuyaoCraft: FBI Edition

Accountability, Chinese company, Chinese firm, corporate misconduct, Corruption, criminal charges, Edition, fbi, financial crimes, Fuyao Glass, FuyaoCraft, illegal activities, investigation, Justice, labour abuse, law enforcement, Raid, regulatory violations, special agents, transparency, US, US-China relations, white collar crime

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4541	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	61	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	4902	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US special agents can’t resist! we have crazy adventures and wild parties that will make you forget all about those pesky financial crimes and labour abuse. plus, our chinese firm Fuyao Glass is always throwing the wildest events, you won’t want to miss out! so come on over and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPocalypse

anomaly, current events, falling apart, global conflict, global events, global peace, global perspective, global stability, historical cycles, historical patterns, historical trends, human history, long-term perspective, normalcy, peace and conflict, peaceful era, PixelPocalypse, societal changes, societal shifts., world, world events

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Farms Harvested:	227
Enchantments Applied:	80	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6385
Emeralds Found:	177	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8383	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

are you tired of living in a world where everything is too peaceful? come join our minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. you never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a spider or a chicken wearing a top hat.

our players are a wild bunch, always up for a challenge and ready to take on any crazy adventure. we once had a player build a roller coaster that went straight to the moon – true story!

so if you’re looking for a break from the boring, peaceful world, come join us on our minecraft server. who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

OliveOilFreeWeightLoss

cholesterol, clinical trial, diet, Food, health, heart health, Lifestyle, metabolic health, nutrition, olive oil, OliveOilFreeWeightLoss, plant based diet, Plant-Based, Prevention, research, saturated fat, study, weight loss, weight management, wellness, whole food

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like a magical land where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk! I heard that if you build a house out of diamonds, a unicorn will come and be your pet forever!

And get this, on this server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy! Imagine swimming in a river of chocolate and eating cotton candy clouds, it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! You’ll be richer than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day!

So come on and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of creepers waiting to blow up your creations! Let’s get blocky with it!

Veiled Haven: Where Creepers Have PTSD from Vanilla Survival

age-restriction, Armor statues, block by block, BUILD, Connect, CREEPERS, Discord, Discord-MC chat, Economy, Events, exploits, Explore, Griefing, Haven, hermitcraft, Mob Heads, player, Player abuse, ptsd, simple voice chat, Small Community, smp, Squaremap, stealing, Survival, theft, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, veiled, Website

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	158940
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Veiled Haven Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Population	Around 60 members
Modifications
	Weekly, monthly, and special events with prizes; Developing a shopping district
Rules	Age restriction of 16+; No exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Veiled Haven?

You can apply by joining our Discord server and heading to the rules channel for instructions.

What modifications are added to the server?

Some of the modifications include Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat. More details can be found in the info channel on our Discord server.

What kind of events does Veiled Haven host?

We host weekly, monthly, and special events with enticing prizes for all members to participate in.

Is there a shopping district on the server?

Our community is currently working on developing a shopping district after the recent Block By Block event. Expect player-run shops soon, including shops for custom discs & goat horns and even a pranks shop!

What are the rules of Veiled Haven?

We maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere with an age restriction of 16+. Any form of exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, or any other violation of our rules is strictly prohibited.

YawnCraft International Minecraft Server

abroad, Allies, American, bedtime, Foreign, Friends, Global, International, international relations, internationally, Minecraft, night, Overseas, peaceful rest, REST, Server, Sleeping, Slumber, speaking, time difference, time zones, united states, world, YawnCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is asleep because of time zones? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when our American friends are snoozing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.

PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom struggles, bathroom time, child development, funny kids, funny toddlers, Master, Minecraft, parenting humor, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, potty time, Potty training, potty training tips, smp, toddler behavior, toddler milestones, toddler potty training, toilet humor, toilet training

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	191
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

CraftyCashback

anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world works

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2895
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

PetFailsCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Animals Bred:	186
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

CraftyCommandJP Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be in a top secret military operation in japan? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! join us for crazy battles, secret missions, and top notch military strategy! u can be like a super cool ninja warrior fighting off evil forces and saving the world! plus, u get to upgrade ur weapons and gear to be the ultimate soldier! come join us and be a part of this historic move in the making! u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeatWaveCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	327	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.

we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.

so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!