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Slavs

  • Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

    Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

    Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

    Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

    Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

    Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve got a wild mix of slavs, germs, and nords running around causing chaos and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Join us if you want to witness a slav riding a polar bear into battle against a germ riding a giant sausage. Or how about a nord building a castle made entirely out of meatballs? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, known for your epic battles and insane builds. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Superstitious Minecraft SMP Players

    Superstitious Minecraft SMP Players

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Slavs and Meds roam the land with their mystical beliefs and Germanics are all about that tech life. Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to build a castle with relics of saints while dodging soulless Germanics shooting lasers from their futuristic gadgets.

    But beware, the Slavs and Meds have been known to summon ancient spirits to protect their lands, while the Germanics have created a robot army to conquer all in their path. Will you choose to align yourself with the mystical or the mechanical? The choice is yours, but either way, prepare for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where superstition and technology collide in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

    Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

    But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlavCraft Minecraft Server

    SlavCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you mountainlet slavs out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans, squatting competitions, and epic battles against giant babushka bosses.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying bears, build your own potato farm, and even participate in the annual pierogi-eating contest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and gopniks dancing to hardbass music.

    So why are slavs such mountainlets? Because on our server, anything is possible – even turning a humble mountainlet into a vodka-swilling, squatting legend. Join us now and embrace your inner slav!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IndoCraft SMP – PillPopper

    IndoCraft SMP – PillPopper

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and take the Indo-European pill! Learn Sanskrit, get initiated into Hinduism and Buddhism, and discover the ancient wisdom of your ancestors. Say goodbye to larping as fake “Germans” or “Slavs” created by sneaky jews – your true lineage goes back farther than you could ever imagine!

    On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to uncover lost temples, battle mythical creatures, and build magnificent shrines to honor your Indo-European heritage. Join us for wild adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of your past while having a blast with fellow Indo-European enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re descended from a legendary warrior or a wise sage – the possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fingolian Fails Minecraft Server

    Fingolian Fails Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Fingolians who are obsessed with Hitler’s Eugenica and the “correctness” of skulls and faces! Join us as we try to prove that Russians are actually “cinnamon” and not white – talk about a spicy debate! Plus, we have a special section for those with an inferiority complex, so you’ll fit right in. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP