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Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ores Mined:	3403
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Towns Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	New Chunks Explored:	412337
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

capability, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, less capable, Minecraft, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, WEAKER, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7038
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	113
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

1999, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Eternity, FutureCraft, gacha saving, general, insight materials, No pvp, patch 1.5, Psychube guide, rate-up banners, resonance guide, RPG, Spathodea, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, turn based, Uluru Games, voice acting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5878	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

acceptance, adhd, Challenges, Community, coping, Edition, education, Empathy, Mania, medication, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, productivity, Resources, self-care, stigma, strategies, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Votes:	4438	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Pixelated Pooptopia

animated series, Anime, Competition, Drama, FANTASY, figure skating, ice skating, japanese animation, LGBTQ, love story, Oblivion Battery, pixelated, Pooptopia, relationships, romance, sports, Supernatural, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Katsuki, Yuri on Ice, Yuri Plisetsky

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Christ is KingCraft

1. Christ, 10. Grace, 11. Love, 12. Redemption, 13. Cross, 14. Resurrection, 15. Spirituality, 16. Eternal Life, 17. Worship, 18. Divine, 19. Holy, 2. Ki, 20. Blessings., 3. Christianity, 4. Faith, 5. religion, 6. Belief, 7. Savior, 8. Messiah, 9. Salvation, Christ, KingCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3

Boys, chapter 3, comedy, Danshi koukousei, Gal Gohan, Gender Identity, gender swap, gender transformation, Gender-Bender, Gyaru, GyaruCraft, HIGH, high school boy, high school life, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marii Taiyou, raws, romance, School, school life, Shoujo, Wild

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy, minding your own business, when suddenly you get gender-swapped into a Gyaru! Yes, you heard that right. Now you can strut your stuff in the latest fashion trends while building epic structures in our world.

But that’s not all! In Chapter 3 of our server, you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie cheerleaders and skeleton jocks who are out to steal your lunch money. Don’t worry, though, because our admin team is always there to lend a hand and make sure you have the best time possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a creeper!