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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6845 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 761 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?