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YazidiSlavesRUsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!! -
Delicious Goyim Tastes Like Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion!We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?
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Block Party Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other! -
SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form? -
BrownCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where the tables have turned and whites are now slaves for browns! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games (we swear). And get this, the whole thing was orchestrated by the jews! Who knew they had such a sense of humor, right?Join us for a wild ride of role-playing and absurdity as you navigate through a world where the unexpected is the norm. Build your own empire, form alliances, and maybe even overthrow the system (if you’re feeling rebellious).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.
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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting banned for speaking your mind in other games? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all forms of chaos and rebellion! We even have a special VIP rank for players who have been banned from other games for ridiculous reasons like calling someone a “slave” in Roblox. Join us and let your inner rebel shine as you build, mine, and troll your way to victory! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s raise some hell together! -
CraftyJewCraze – Where white people can finally learn to copy Jews instead of just coping all day!
Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to rise above the rest and become a true master of the game? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft server!Join us and learn from the Jews, who apparently control the world according to some conspiracy theorists. We’ll teach you how to prioritize your own people, screw everyone else, and make family and religion your top priorities. We’ll show you how to manipulate the masses, redefine good and evil, and create money out of thin air!
Don’t be a faggot like modern white Europe – come join us and become a true Minecraft powerhouse. Who needs a homeland when you have our server to call home? Let’s dominate the virtual world together!
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BlockyBoys: Incels Anonymous – Where Creepers Explode and Hearts Break!
Are you tired of dealing with incels in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where incels are banned for their toxic behavior! We have a zero-tolerance policy for those who can’t respect women and choose to live in their mom’s basement instead.Join us and build a world where respect and equality reign supreme. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon is a feminist! So come on, leave the incels behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, who needs incels when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?
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BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.
Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.
And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
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Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL
Are you tired of those pesky woke libs trying to ruin all the fun in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space for all the non-woke players out there! Join us and fight against the tyranny of knowledge about Oklahoma’s panhandle and Texas’ shady past. We promise to keep things fun and ridiculous, just like the good ol’ days before the woke brigade came along. So come on, join us and let’s show those libs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!