hey u, yea u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server where elon musk’s starlink is keepin modern slavery compounds online??? yea, u heard me right! we got da craziest shenanigans goin on in dis server. we got villagers runnin around like crazy, tryna escape da evil clutches of da players. but don’t worry, we got u covered with all da tools and weapons u need to keep em in line. join us now for a wild ride through elon musk’s twisted world of minecraft madness!
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StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Online Slavery
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CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks
join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.
oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
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SpecialKidMC Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the “special kids” are causing chaos and drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and outrageous stories.Looking for a server where you can unleash your frustrations on annoying players? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and yell at anyone who crosses your path, whether they’re bragging about their pheromones or calling you names.
Join us for a unique experience where you can stand up for yourself and let those pesky players know who’s boss. And don’t worry, our admins fully support your right to express yourself, even if it means yelling at the “special kid” who won’t stop causing trouble.
So come on over and join the fun on our Minecraft server – where every interaction is a wild adventure and every player is a character you won’t soon forget!
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UyghurSlaveryMC Server
join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!
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SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!
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UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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BlockChainRacism
come join our minecraft server where we have no slavery or jim crow but we do have diamonds and dragons!our server is like a magical land where you can build your own empire and fight off evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.
forget about the real world problems, on our server everyone is equal and free to explore and create.
plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. are you up for the challenge?
join us now and let’s make some epic memories together!
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PastaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!
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PastaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like a wild ride, man. we got Italian police saving Indian farm laborers from ‘slavery’ and stuff. like, how crazy is that? come join us and be part of the action, man. you never know what’s gonna happen next on this server. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every Friday night. like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, right? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together. it’s gonna be epic, dude.