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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2807 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1390 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.
Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.
And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.
So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?
