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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2418 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 172 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Towns Built: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
