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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1232 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
