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The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	1339	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Crops Grown:	1242
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Farms Harvested:	207
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4753	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	209	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ores Mined:	785
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	4458
Dragon Eggs Found:	4742	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

Ancient, Ancient civilization, Ancient Romans, ancient rome, Civilization, Cooking, Culinary, culinary history, culture, Food, food history, History, Mediterranean, Oil, Olive, olive oil, olive oil scrapping, Román, Roman cuisine, Roman culture, Rome, Scrappers, Scrapping, Thoughts

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!