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Minecraft SMP: MediterraN00b General

#youtube, Animals, comedy, cute, dark comedy, dark humor, Edition, Entertainment, funny, general, humor, impending doom., Internet Sensation, MediterraN00b, Mediterranean, Minecraft, satire, Slaughterhouse, smp, social media, Three little Gweeblies, Video, viral video

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: three little Gweeblies just hanging around, minding their own business, when suddenly they realize they’re on their way to the slaughterhouse! But fear not, because on this server, anything is possible.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the madness. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Gweeblies – they may look innocent, but they’re always plotting something devious.

CrosswordCraft: Health Ed Engage

allied health programs, crossword puzzles, CrosswordCraft, educational impacts, Engage, ENGAGEMENT, health, health professions students, learning, medical programs, student satisfaction, systematic review

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally the best thing ever, man. Like, you know how doing crossword puzzles is supposed to make you smarter and stuff? Well, on this server, it’s like, mandatory to do crossword puzzles all day, every day. But don’t worry, it’s not boring or anything, ’cause we make it super fun and interactive.

Like, all the health professions students who join this server say that doing crossword puzzles here is, like, the highlight of their day. They’re learning so much and having a blast at the same time. Plus, all the medical and allied health programs on this server are, like, top-notch. You’ll be learning more than you ever thought possible while having the time of your life.

So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person ever and have a ton of fun doing it, you gotta join this server, man. It’s like, a no-brainer. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FrenchFriesMCServer

building relationships, connecting with others, cross-cultural friendship, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, European friends, foreign friends, French Culture, french man, FrenchFriesMCServer, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship questions, friendship with foreigners, getting to know someone, international friendship, language barrier, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, social boundaries, socializing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Divine Spears Created:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, come join our server and make friends with a French man! Why, you ask? Because he can teach you how to build the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, of course! Plus, he’ll tell you all the best spots to find baguettes and croissants in the game. So come join us and expand your cultural horizons while crafting and mining to your heart’s content! Vive la France!

Minecraft SMP – /uma/ – Uma Musume General #643

3.5th anniversary, Android, Card Score Spreadsheet, CM Dirt, concerts, dlc 1, English release, game news, general, guides, Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival, IP News, JIMS, loh mile, Minecraft, Musume, Paper Owners Game, Party Dash, pog, Resources, seiyuu, smp, support card evaluation, support rate up, team iris, Thread Circles, UMA, Uma Musume, uma musume general

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	169
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. We have a secret pool of enchanted cards that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Just pick the right card and you’re good to go!

2. Our server hosts epic food festivals where you can chow down on virtual steak and cake until your heart’s content. Who needs real food when you have pixelated goodies?

3. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances on our server, handing out diamond armor like it’s candy. Who wouldn’t want to rub elbows with the creator of Minecraft?

4. We have a hidden underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. Only the bravest adventurers dare to explore its depths!

5. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that keeps out all griefers and trolls. Say goodbye to pesky players ruining your builds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, cousins, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, grudges, Minecraft, Noobcraft, offensive, refusing, Resentment, Server, travel, uncle’s family, Upset, wasted money

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family – or just blow up their creations if they annoy you! No need to worry about being too old for grudges here, because on our server, revenge is a dish best served pixelated.

Forget about wasting money on trips with relatives you can’t stand – spend your time crafting epic structures and battling mobs instead. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure with like-minded players who won’t invite your annoying cousins without your consent? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

MommaCraft: Unleash the Chaos

blended families, Chaos, control issues, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, half siblings, inclusion, Jealousy, MommaCraft, parenting, sibling rivalry, step siblings, Unleash

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, fights, and family feuds that will make you forget all about your own problems.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Witness the chaos as players fight for control, alliances are formed and broken, and everyone’s trying to figure out who’s really on their side.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s more messed up than your family tree. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a Minecraft server that’s crazier than real life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TraumaCraft SMP: WorstEverEvent

coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional healing, healing journey, mental health, mental resilience, Mental well-being, mindfulness, overcoming trauma, personal trauma, ptsd, recovery process, self-care, smp, support system, Therapy, trauma survivors, trauma therapy, TraumaCraft, traumatic event, traumatic experiences, traumatic memories, WorstEverEvent

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Players Killed by Monsters:	8723	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about boring old trauma again! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be too busy laughing to remember any of your past woes. Plus, we have a secret therapy room where you can vent all your feelings to a virtual llama therapist named Dr. Alpaca. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of support anywhere else in the Minecraft universe! So come join us and leave your trauma at the door – unless you want to build a haunted house with it, in which case, go right ahead!

LoveCraftedLOL

adoration, Affection, attraction, Caring, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotional attachment, emotional connection, infatuation, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, LoveCraftedLOL, partner, relationships, romantic feelings, Significant Other, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are the creepers giving you heart-shaped explosions? Are the skeletons shooting heart arrows at you instead of regular ones? Well, those are just some of the signs that you’re in love with our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find true love in the form of pixelated mobs and blocky landscapes. Who needs a date when you have a diamond pickaxe and a loyal pet wolf by your side? Come join us and let the love (and the laughs) flow!

NukeCraft Server: Lukashenko’s Wild Claims

aggression, Belarus, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, Military, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Statement, Tension, threat, Ukraine, War, Wild

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we have so many crazy explosions and chaos that u won’t know what hit u!

imagine this: u and ur friends are building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a giant creeper comes out of nowhere and blows it all up! but don’t worry, cuz that’s just the beginning of the fun on this server!

we also have insane pvp battles where u can show off ur skills and dominate the competition. trust me, u won’t find a more intense and hilarious server anywhere else!

join now and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might even become the ruler of this crazy world!

KurskCraft: Bridge Wars

aggression, border, Bridge.., Conflict, Defense, Destroyed, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, RETALIATION, russia, Russian supply bridges, Tension, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the action like ukraine destroying russian supply bridges in the epic battle of kursk! kyiv says it’s lit fam! build ur own supply bridges and defend them against enemy attacks, or go on the offensive and wreak havoc on ur enemies’ infrastructure! join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and chaos! who needs politics when u can have minecraft battles instead? let’s get this bread, gamers!

SulphurSizzleCraft

10. Research findings, 11. Environmental policy, 12. Carbon footprint, 13. Pollution control, 14. Ocean pollution, 15. Sustainable shipping, 16. Environmental regulations, 17. Emission reduction, 18. Climate science, 19. Environmental consequences, 2. Ships, 20. Environmental studies., 3. Global warming, 4. Study, 5. Environmental impact, 6. Climate change, 7. Air pollution, 8. Marine transportation, 9. Greenhouse gases, Sulphur emissions, SulphurSizzleCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7

so, like, u know how ships, like, go vroom vroom in the ocean n stuff? well, turns out they been, like, spewin out less sulphur now, which, like, sounds good, right? but nooo, it actually makin global warmin happen faster! so, like, come join our minecraft server and help us fight against the evil ships tryna ruin the planet! plus, we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, let’s save the world together, one block at a time!