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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7341 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 323 |
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!
