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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1838 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 6246 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!