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  • Veggie Harvest: No Animal Slaughter

    Veggie Harvest: No Animal Slaughter

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    join this cray cray minecraft server where we can harvest meat without killing the animal!!! like, how insane is that?? we have this magical technology that lets us extract meat from animals without harming them at all. it’s like a vegan’s dream come true, except not really because it’s still super inhumane and impractical. but hey, who cares about ethics when you can have all the meat you want without lifting a finger? come join us and be a part of this twisted and bizarre world where animals are just walking meat factories waiting to be exploited for our own gain. it’s a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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  • WhaleSlayerCraft

    WhaleSlayerCraft

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    yo, so like, you gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got whales, bro. but not just any whales, we got fin whales. and get this, japan is out here straight up killin’ them, despite everyone being like, “yo, that’s not cool, dude.” but like, on the bright side, we got a whole virtual world where you can save the whales and be a hero, man. so come join us and let’s show japan what’s up, one block at a time. whale power, baby! 🐋✊ #savethewhales #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PutinCraft: Synagogue Slaughter Kids

    PutinCraft: Synagogue Slaughter Kids

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    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, Putin’s ally’s kids be playin’ on here and dey be doin’ some crazy stuff, like buildin’ giant synagogues and then shootin’ ’em down wit’ TNT! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, fam. Plus, dey got like, secret underground bases filled wit’ treasure and mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants. So come join da madness, cuz dis server be poppin’ off like fireworks on da 4th of July!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

    DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

    CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

    Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

    Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where history is rewritten in the most outrageous and hilarious ways! Join us as we dive into the world of Boudica, the ultimate rookie warrior who single-handedly caused the downfall of the Roman Empire in Britain.

    Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

    Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

    Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

    So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

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  • IranToStoneCraft: Where TNT is the new nuclear bomb and creepers are the diplomats! Join now & build your own peace treaty!

    IranToStoneCraft: Where TNT is the new nuclear bomb and creepers are the diplomats! Join now & build your own peace treaty!

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    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing crazy happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.

    But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

    On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP

    Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being trapped in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Join our wild and wacky SMP where freedom reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Freedom. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a group of rebellious chickens who are armed to the beak with weapons made of diamonds.

    As you journey through our server, you’ll encounter villages filled with villagers who have thrown off the shackles of their oppressive iron golem overlords and are now living in a utopia where cake grows on trees and every day is Taco Tuesday.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    New Minecraft Server
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